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Lachlan

I'm Lachlan?

About Me

I'm agnostic. I'm laid back. I'm unmotivated. My family is in politics, but I'm not politically active. I'm rarely serious. I'm freaking amazing. I'm modest. I'm always enigmatic, often contradictory and sometimes charismatic.

My Interests

Interior decorating and arm wrestling.

I'd like to meet:

A woman who knows her limits.

Music:

I don't listen to any.

Movies:

Groundhog Day, American Beauty, Manos: the hands of fate, Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, Jur-anal park (beware the ravenous penisaurus) and Ejacula the vampire.

Television:

Invader Zim, Monty Python, Captain Planet (and the planeteers), Scrubs, Thunder Cats, Super Friends, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021.

Books:

I would like to recommend Johnathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal" for anyone who has ever considered eating babies.

Heroes:

Myself... As of now, anything which previously made me ‘weird' simply makes me 'super human'.