Im glad I have skin |
I noticed today that my body was covered with skin, and I am glad it is. Without skin people would look at me and think I was s...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 18:59:00 GMT |
my favorite tickle me elmo doll |
The time has come for me to confess to everyone some of the many misfortunes that have befallen me in my quest to attain perfec...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 17:52:00 GMT |
Panda Genocide |
I am no longer able to recall the last time I saw a castle that floated high above my head in clouds so beautiful that they surpassed...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 19:16:00 GMT |
The story of a bastard |
God? What has God ever done for me? Nothing, thats what that bastard has done for me. I would have been fine if he would just have given me some incurable diesiese or somthing, but no, he has d...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 14:33:00 GMT |
the man with no hat |
Most times when I am feeling sleepy the man with the hat comes to visit me. His hat is green with orange stripes. As the ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 18:29:00 GMT |
only the blind people can see me |
Minding my own business is what gets me into trouble most of the time. Even though there are those who say you she be minding y...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 18:32:00 GMT |
George W. Bush |
I told all my friends to meet me at the lake at ten o'clock. I wanted them to see my new technique for making candy apples, but...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 20:28:00 GMT |
The border patrol |
My mind has finally settled down, but the people are still looking at me funny. It is as if I had done something wrong, but I'm...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 14:59:00 GMT |
God owns three pairs of roller skates |
Everyone dies, so someday I may also die. Unless I am an alien... aliens don't die. Soon father will tell me I am an alie...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 14:54:00 GMT |
and let the show go on |
The crowd of angry people was standing in front of my apartment building holding signs that I could not read. The writing appea...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 10:51:00 GMT |
