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About Me

I've been a Cal football fan since I was three months old. There is really nothing more that is important. Go Bears! Just as mediocre as ever!

To learn all about Mahoney and his postmanness, please visit geocities.com/mahoneyisapostman , but don't click the link because MySpace retards required implementation of more shoddy programming that doesn't make my link work.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Whoever will make me a bishop, preferably the Bishop of Rome, without ever being consecrated a priest.

Or, I would like to meet high powered people in all the Orthodox Churches, so that I can be made His Holiness Padre AugustÃn, High Bishop on the Holy See of San Francisco and First Ecumenical Patriarch of All the Americas.

I do NOT want to meet bands, movies, porn stars, adult dating sites, or any other non-person entity.

I also do NOT want to meet anyone via MySpace. If I do not know you otherwise, you must provide good reason if I am to add you back as a friend.

My Blog

I hate showers

I originally planned for this blog to be Top 10 Things I Hate that Others Like, but when all I could come up with was showers and jeans, I decided just to rant about showers.I realize I have already d...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jan 2010 19:03:00 GMT

Finally "there"

So as of about a half hour ago, I've hit the milestone I've wanted for as long as I can remember. Today I nuked my computer to get the thing back to its highest speed. Yesterday I got high speed int...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Dec 2009 20:18:00 GMT

My job is a success, but the theory is a failure

I earn my paycheck at work, but I not every aspect of my job is profitable for the company.I generate money by maintaining my active customers and demonstrating all our abilities to small-time custome...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:07:00 GMT

I know your baloney won't stop

I was the top overall salesperson by dollar amount on my team for the month of October, including leading both categories and I believe having the most sales.Not the point. I certainly did a good job...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Oct 2009 22:12:00 GMT

When compulsion meets bad memory

Over the weekend, I had an idea for a legitimate MySpace blog. I really did. But I forgot, so to make my monthly quota I'm going to toss out a few randos.I blame Cal's loss to Oregon on the coaches,...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Sep 2009 20:13:00 GMT

People are strange

Including me. This blog is more to fill my monthly quota of 1, because there really is nothing on my mind, but whatever. We all know the Long Beach chapter of my life is long closed, but ironically,...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Aug 2009 12:44:00 GMT

My life's story is under the house I hate

A few months ago, courtesy a rat infestation, we cleaned out the "basement" area of my mom's house, which consists of what we call the workshop, the train room, and the crawl space. The workshop is s...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:42:00 GMT

Top Ten TV Characters

I've been in this characterization phase, so I figured I'd come up with a list of my favorite TV characters. Interestingly, my favorite show of all time, Boy Meets World, does not get a character (th...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jun 2009 23:00:00 GMT

Graduation season

I got one graduation card when I actually graduated, from my grandma, who learned graduation cards are not sold in December. Indeed, they don't make graduation announcements in December, so the only ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 May 2009 15:04:00 GMT

Kick some butt

Unfortunately, the first time I registered LeAnn Rimes's name was last night when I heard a report on an affair she had. But I looked her up and found that I kind of like her style. Mostly because wh...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Apr 2009 13:23:00 GMT