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Joe

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

theres alot to say about me, you kinda just gotta talk to me :)

My Interests

pool, sculpture, drawing, guitar, ping pong, magic tricks, collecting coins, shining my spoon collection and licking stamps.... ok the last three weren't true

I'd like to meet:

anyone who has ; a sense of humor and can hold a good conversation.

Music:

all kinds, but i like hard rock and classical guitar as a preference and i cant stand reggae

Movies:

princes bride boondock saints casino the count of monte christo

Television:

i hate TV

Heroes:

anyone who gets up as early as i do and doesnt hate there life,

My Blog

fuck easter

yeah i went to church today to watch my uncle get baptized this fine easter morning.... i then watched a man confess his faith... get out of his seat... and role around on the floor screaming " i acce...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 09:46:00 PST

welcome to Workyourhandstothebonefornomoneyville

ever worked somwhere you hated, but they pay you just enugh to keep you working? yeah im in that very boat, if i  couldnt get overtime, i wouldnt be able to afford toilet paper..... i take that b...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 06:30:00 PST

my best friend has a pooping problem

so i was informed today that my best friend cant wipe propperly because of a knot in his back, this is traggic, this kid loves to poop, i think its his one true love in life, but he cant reach back wi...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 07:50:00 PST

self venting, (boreing)

as i sit and eat this chicken sandwich from wendys, i am struck with a thought. WHY AM I SO PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW??!?!?! well ill tell you, i thought quietly to myself, i began to tel myself&...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

funny peices of joes conversations

verted dirt: who turned out to be one of those 'too good to talk to me' kinda girls..    she does not have a big nose...BarbraWaltersMan:  she had a big shnozz dudeverted dirt: you...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

just waisting time with no doze (funny)

Have you ever seen ring worm? I have, and the paintball welts that litter my body, mainly my back, resemble ringworm. Ive been up for somewhere in the vacinity of 48 hours now, due to the a ...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

just another quetionare FUCKERS

  Do this! Answer these.... 1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked i...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

adjusting to my new surroundings

ohhhhh the joys of this little lice of hell called lakeland florida,theres nothing like it. stupid people, humidity that you can swim through, so much green that its pissing me off and bugs ...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

man girls suck ass

i want a girlfriend and the possition is open for any takers, latley the women folk havent payed much attention to me, i guess the nice guy thing is out and the asshole approch is in, maybe if i got l...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mom , light sabers, and icy hot

For the past three days, me and my mother have been sneak attacking eachother with these light sabers she bout at the store.They rock my socks, there realistic they light up and make sounds like real ...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST