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the only PAULO you know

It's all right to be in love with yourself. When your sex life gets bad you ain't on the shelf!

About Me

My name is Paulo. One of my hobbys is getting telemarketers to hang up on me.
I was born in Brasil, grew up in San Diego, in between lived in the midwest for 3 years and now have lived in Virginia for 5 years. Basically I wasn't getting shit done out West so I came to a cow town to focus... graduated from school (never thought I would graduate when I was in high school) with a degree in media studies and specialization in audio/video production...
People call me an overgrown kid who finds a way to laugh in any situation... so if you take life too seriously and like bring people's energy down you and I won't get along. I basically speak first and think second and also don't really care what people think of me... so you probably would call me off. Since I lived all over the place I have been exposed to all sorts of cultures and people, so I try to stay open-minded and get along with everyone.
Oh yeah and when I get kids I will beat them when they get out of line, it builds character. On top of that I'll let the whole neighborhood beat them when they see them acting up. Even the ice cream man, he can smack them if they don't order their bomb pop in the right manner. Hell I got it as a kid... I really don't know why I just wrote this last paragraph.
I created my own profile using my own damn skills and you should too!

My Interests

They say you are what you eat, so I strive to be healthy. My goal in life is not to be rich or wealthy. Because true wealth comes from good health, and wise ways. We got to take better care of ourselves.

And build the reconstructional terms that's constructive As we destroy the negative germs that's destructive

I'd like to meet:

The entire 1993 Lakers for getting me obsessed with basketball... also some penguins, they're funny to watch... I also want to meet some crab derelict bastards and get their mind right...
Who I don't want to meet: normal people

Music:

Just check my last.fm profile, it's all there- PAULO's music choice

Movies:

I'm constantly watching a movie... my eyes is the lens, my memory is the film

Television:

NBA basketball... especially the Lakers

Books:

I like non-ficition so that I can find something to change my life or perspective- Hagakure, The Art of War, Sacred Hoops, Autobiography of Malcolm X, The Prince, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.

Heroes:

My moms, for having the guts to whip me with a strap when I was young. Chick Hearn for devoting his life to entertaining people like me. Ol Dirty Bastard, for being one of the first people I witnessed that truely didn't give a damn what people thought about them. RIP.

My Blog

Things I miss about California

It's been over six years since I moved out now, and every time I go back I feel less and less like a local. Somewhat depressing. I get over it quickly when I realize how much happier I am here doing n...
Posted by the only PAULO you know on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 12:07:00 PST

Another lame Christmas in VA

So for the second year in a row I'm going to spend the holiday season in Virginia. Except this time almost nobody I know will be in town. My sister is going to Brazil to visit my mom, my dad is going ...
Posted by the only PAULO you know on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 06:53:00 PST

the Killer Moth...

I can't stop thinking about the killer moth.A killer moth, a moth that bites you, and you fucking die.I mean while I was trying to sleep, while I cooked breakfest, while I drove to work, while I talke...
Posted by the only PAULO you know on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 06:53:00 PST

Black arm, white chest samurai on how to wash a cat

Paul wanted me to put this on my blog, but he wants me to erase the myspace I made for him. Go figure.The cat came in a while back with dried mud all over him while we were watching NBA.. Cari's at wo...
Posted by the only PAULO you know on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 01:36:00 PST

Kevin Smith should of hit me up for Clerks 2

Since I moved to VA I've experienced a lot of crap I previously thought were Hollywood exaggerations on redneck culture. You could seriously play Joe Dirt or Jerry Springer in front of one of these fo...
Posted by the only PAULO you know on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 11:00:00 PST