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parker

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About Me

AIM - IITRWKRoland or AcidntlPhlosofer

If you want to get to know me that is really the best way if you don't live nearby. Don't expect anything too quickly though. I like verbal chess, but I only like verbal speed chess in person, generally speaking. I am an amazing lover but a hopeless romantic. I can't imagine anyone from my extraplatonic relationships trying to say otherwise. I can be Rumi in your ear and Sappho in the sack, but when I'm not there, I'm just gone. I'm going to try to change just to balance my natural instincts though...

http://www.livejournal.com/users/acidentphlosoph

Here is a poem I wrote about myself:
One day Ahlis went down to the hole
She said, "hello, how far do you go?"
"All the way of course my dear
To the Other's side, have no fear"
said the Hole to Ahlis
could be no clear'r
but when she fell
she fell up down
And in the mists
she felt not round
but round she went despite the fact
A pact is a pact is a pact is a pact
"And You knew that," said the Hole once again
Well back to front
Yet sides shall slide
both ways in our furrow
we feel not sound
and read not noise
and hear not clowns
but all and all we have no frowns.
There is a lot more poetry (and better) for friends. It's just that publicly posted poetry is considered previously published (for the sake of alliterative literary licentiates.) Also, I'm almost always told I look totally different by people that see me after even a month's absence, so I haven't uploaded a new photo in over two years. If you would like a current one, I'll cook to order... -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- 2.87 / 5.17 --
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Beat brothers and sisters, flower children, someone that knows how to sculpt rock (the dense stuff or the musical variety,) people who question authority everything, intellectuals (though if you call yourself one of these you probably don't count for this purpose,) anticonsumerists, spiritual free agents, scat singers, slam poets, jazz musicians, permaculturists and you

My Blog

Abomunist poetry

IAM A One off I am Being revisited _____revised ______-lived --leived? Being but not a being I Am seeing but not seen from either('s) side i Is ! OR NOT. (The underscores would normally be spaces, b...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 10:59:00 GMT

Time Travel

Once upon a time... Once on a walk through the fields a lost sheep wandered into a foreboding hollow. Just when the sheep went to turn around it found wolves on all sides advancing. When they were ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 14:17:00 GMT

Sexuality Test

The Extreme Sex Test You scored a 58.23%.For this test, the average percentage is 33.61021512141%.114447 people have taken this test to date. 1) Melissa- 26.58%...wow I'm such a good girl 2) ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jul 2005 16:46:00 GMT

Water sports...

I had a very interesting experience today. My parents bought a couple of used Sea-Doos (personal watercraft for the uninitiated) this week, and with a pair of step-brothers in town for Memorial Day w...
Posted by on Sat, 28 May 2005 10:23:00 GMT