the skagbeetles

We are the sound of Noel Edmonds putting his last cheque in a jam jar. We are the sound of a child pouring cola into a tumbler. We are the sound of shoes being removed at a mature women's salsa class. We are the sound of musk wafting up your conk. We are the sound of a fireman going 'hmmm' when he doesn't understand the question. Chat Bic!!!!We are the memory of a mistake reinforced in steel and encrisped in a loveless hug. We are the damp thud of a faux pas at a dinner party where all the guests are trying to impress the host with the same generic pebble-dash meringue . WELCOME TO THE FEDERATION OF UNOFFICIAL BAYWATCH NIGHTS FAN-ART You're not the messiah you're a spivvy without a cause and you dont know. What's it all about, huh (chortle).you know fox huntington is banned, right? that means i cant fuck you without your consent!! whats the world cumming to? Cum on guys CUM on the phone. Chat Back!!!!MANT CAT BACK!!we hang out in multiple famous clubs, you twats.......the breakfast club, the baby sitters club, the egg and and spoon club for social darwinists , airfiXXXed - the erotic adventures of airfix plc , and clubcopain.com( the internet association for french club fanatics( phew!! crazy times eh! mes copains et copines!!! DANG! ESPESDIDIO!!!Wow! Okay, guys! Wow! It all happened so fist!!!Here's what people have said about our music:TIM KKKASH off MTV Newts sayz " your gooch is showing, let me sick burp on it! "Ben Shepherd (GI Joe TV..00......) sayz "I was kneeling on my concrete porch feeling the pain, waiting for my rusks when their CD arrived and I went in kennel. V, V good They get 5 Bens out of 5 Bens"Tim Westwood sayz "I waz wobbed...2"George Clooney from Intolerable Clooney was reported to have felt something special happen but was generally unable to speak for scoffing biccies.Iggy Pop sayz "They played it to me in my sleep. I still haven't heard it."Gavin Hastings OBESE (scottish rugger) "I poot the CD on coffee mug, y'radge bairn!!! I was just aboot te drink mi coffee, aye, when I clocked the CD obstroocted me mooth. I wept fer diz, ye ken?"john nspcccena sayz " the rock said they a gay pop group y'all word. but i hear the cdt and i no hear bent y'all fo life! i like their musique 'cause they have right y'all bodies they are well fit!!"Trisha Goddard from Tissue Castle sayz " leave me alone... yeah you... no! FUCK OFF , leave me be to fuck-melt me a mormon biccie, ye ken? oh! its you.... well you had better come in then norman will be down after prep!"MANT SAYZ " I HATE THAT BAND!!"Aaron carter sayz " MAAAAAAANT!!!???"SYNOPSIS ------------------------------------------------------------ -----------------------------if trees could talk they would whisper sweet nothings in our ears , then get a little dirtier, then wolf wistle another band. TOSSERS! I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4