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SizzlePants

I am here for Friends

About Me

I guess i'm a little bit of something for everyone. More aptly put, i'm the one your mother warned you about. Talk is cheap though, and we can all say what we want about ourselves, but the best way to find out who we are is to examine our actions. Here's an abbreviated list, but you can start to form an idea from there. Now instead of it coming from me, i'd like to hear who you think i am.I Have... ...worked for a start-up ...gotten rich quick ...lost it all even quicker ...been to massage parlors in third world countries ...jumped off cliffs with nothing to catch me but the water below ...driven 1000 miles to Ohio and then back again the same weekend for a dish of Cincinnati Chili ...played piano in Tokyo for a bar full of Japanese business men ...woken up and not known where i was ...served drinks in bars i did not work in ...driven a ferry into Circular Quay in Sydney ...told off-colored jokes to people who found them offensive ...spoken foreign languages fleuntly when drunk ...been to over 20 countries ...pretended to be deaf to explain why i was slurring ...stuck a toothbrush (or 6) up my ass in an act of revenge ...vomited out the door of a moving vehicle (while driving) ...gotten an F in a class for having radical ideas ...forgotten birthdays of my family and friends ...gotten 2 speeding tickets in one day (within 10 minutes of each other) ...waterskiied on the ocean ...eaten animal brains ...maxed out a credit card ...worn trash bags as clothing in public ...lifted a lot of kilts ...been interrogated by Custom's officials ...been investigated because of the Patriot Act ...never been fired from a job ...never been arrested ...never been in love

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anyone who is worse at the 'i never' game than i am...other people who carry around a jar of grey poupon at all times, you know, just in case anyone asks (i can't be the only one who does this)...old ladies on planes that speak jive...people who like prime numbers...anyone who believes in time spirals and who likes to debate the best ways to achieve time travel...individuals who aren't afraid to look or act uncool...and anyone who wants to wrestle...

My Blog

uh, hello?...I EXIST...

Sometimes I get this funny feeling, like I'm slowly disappearing and becoming more and more invisible&this stems predominantly with a problem I have when I'm out in public, and happens mostly when I'...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 20:05:00 GMT

realizations

from erica's page...hopefully this will end up in my page, i seem to be experiencing some technical difficulties these days... side note: i've realiZed that if i were living in the uk, i'd have actua...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:38:00 GMT

Vow vs. Now

Being mid-January it is probably too late for a 2008 resolution. So this year, instead of conjuring up promises in a drunken haze at the stroke of midnight that I'd break within a week anyway, I've d...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 22:37:00 GMT

thing are gonna change...i can feel it...

where and when did i get knocked off course?...why can't i find my way back?...why aren't i trying harder?...it's like i just blinked and in that instant, i became old and dull.... overall, ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 01:09:00 GMT

shhh...don't tell anyone...

...what an air supply loving loser i am...they can make all the stadiums rock...what you don't believe me?...listen closely, they'll tell you themselves...i am lovin' me some cheese... what else ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 23:50:00 GMT

hidden talents...

we've all got some, even if they're not exactly something we'd bust out during a dinner party, ok so maybe i would, but i'm not talking about just myself here...so here's a list of what i can do,...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 20:32:00 GMT

no talent ass clown

so tonight i was somewhere i never thought i would ever be...a Michael Bolton concert...and i have decided that he's the Joe Cocker for the tragically unhip 50+ crowd...and although i had every intent...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 22:15:00 GMT

Lost and Found; Keri's Life Lessons

Watch and Learn Kids... i have found that... ...realigning all your all goals to match your current reality is an excellent way to achieving satisfaction in your life... ...jewish holidays are excell...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 19:48:00 GMT

isn't it ebonic?...don't cha tink?

slike 10,000 plastic knives, when all chu needs is a spork so i was at dinner a month or two ago with dayna...stuffing myself on mee krob and yellow curry...and shortly after i finished my meal and a...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 00:12:00 GMT

bad day

what a shitty day at work...man do i hate my job...everything is just going wrong...my transfer offer out to Sunnyvale is a joke, and i don't think i'm going to get laid off like i had hoped ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 19:23:00 GMT