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Charles, Charlie, Chuck

He as hollow as I alone. A shell of my friend, just flesh and bone. There's no soul. He sees no love

About Me

To get an idea of how I think or what makes me laugh, I give you *deep thoughts* by jack handey...
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I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.

I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
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gratuitous violence? blatant gluttony? perhaps. i have a particular affinity for the many things & ways that allow me to view & participate in said violence (and subsequent consumption of food items) legally (of course). on occasions, i stop for things like: meg. the museums, zoos & public gardens of nyc. meg's cupcakes. music. meg's candy. apertures, and the scuffing, stabbing & subsequent scabbing of human flesh. meg's food in general. over~the~top vaudevillian renditions. a chortle. road trips. i have several OCD's, i used to be able to sing well before puberty, & i can bleed iced tea.

My Interests

emphatic conversations. passionate beliefs. objectivity? doggies. girls doing crossword puzzles from *star magazine* on my friends couch... why did everyone suddenly forget the ravages of war? did you not know what a WAR does?

I'd like to meet:

anybody without a whole bunch of useless nonsense, 50 million pictures, 30 million surveys, stupid icons, 4,000 videos, 3,000 songs, glitter everywhere... it's myspace, not web design for 8 year olds, stop making me never visit your *page* and not *comment* you because i'm afraid of my computer blowing up and me going into some sort of convulsive epileptic seizure upon sight.

bands or people that add me without sending me some sort of message. are automatically deleted. so if you know me and you want to become *e~friends*, or you want me to listen to your hot new track... message me about cookies, so i'll know you read this. mmhmm. cookies.

Music:

ok so apparently after having my blog list the stuff i listen to, at least on my iPod mini, people STILL ASK what i like. so here. because reading and paying attention is a lost art, hmm?

10,000 maniacs. 25 ta life. 311. 5 minute major. the 5 6 7 8's. a-ha. a life once lost. abba. aerosmith. against the grain. agnostic front. al green. alice in chains. all out war. the animals. anthrax. at the gates. the b52s. bad brains. the bad luck 13 riot extravaganzza. bad religion. barry white. the beach boys. the beatles. bee gees. belinda carlisle. billy club sandwich. billy idol. biohazard. the black crows. black label society. black sabbath. bleeding through. blondie. bob marley. bon jovi. boston. brenda lee. bruce springsteen. bryan adams. buddy holly. buried alive. candiria. cannibal corpse. chuck berry. cinderella. the coasters. coldfront. the cranberries. creedence clearwater revival. cro mags. crown of thornz. the crystals. culture club. the cure. cutting crew. cyndi lauper. david hasselhoff. dean martin. death. death threat. def leppard. deftones. del shannon. dell vikings. district 9. the doors. down. downset. duran duran. e town concrete. eagles. earth crisis. eddie money. elton john. embrace the end. eric clapton. eurythmics. everybody gets hurt. extreme. fahrenheit 451. faith no more. fear factory. foreigner. the four tops. frank sinatra. full blown chaos. gangstarr. gary jules. gene chandler. god forbid. guns n roses. h2o. haste the day. hatebreed. heatwave. helmet/house of pain. hermans hermits. human league. incubus. indecision. inhuman. irate. iron maiden. jackson 5. janes addiction. janis joplin. jimi hendrix. jimmy soul. joe cocker. journey. kenny rodgers. kill your idols. the kinks. krutch. lamb of god. led zepplin. life of agony. lionel ritchie/barbara streisand. lynard skynard. machine head. madball. madness. madonna. maroon. mary hopkins. maximum penalty. megadeth. men at work. merauder. meshuggah. metallica. mindset. the misfits. modern english. most precious blood. motley crue. the movielife. mr mister. musical youth. nailbomb. naked eyes. nancy sinatra. negative approach. nine inch nails. nirvana. no doubt. no redeeming social value. obituary. one 4 one. one king down. overkill. overthrow. ozzy osbourne. pantera. pat benetar. path of terror. pearl jam. phil collins. the platters. poison. poison the well. the police. queen. rah digga/busta rhymes. the ramones. red hot chili peppers. redline. redman. rem. reo speedwagon. rilo kiley. rocky. rolling stones. scorpions. sepultura. shai hulud. shannon. the shirelles. shutdown. sick of it all. skarhead. skid row. sky came falling. slayer. smashing pumpkins. the smiths. smokey robinson. snapcase. soft cell. sons of abraham. soulfly. soundgarden. stevie wonder. stillsuit. stone temple pilots. stormtroopers of death. stray cats. strength for a reason. subzero. superjoint ritual. swear to god. sworn enemy. talking heads. tears for fears. throwdown. tom petty & the heartbreakers. tool. tripface. the turtles. type o negative. u2. ub 40. ugly kid joe. van halen. vietnom. vision of disorder. warzone. weezer. white snake. wilson philips. yes. the zodiacs.

i'm sure i like more music (anything from the 80's is fantastic, obscure one hit wonders) but 4 gigs IS only 4 gigs, so it's hard to *represent* AND feel like an elitist name dropping scenester at the same time.

Movies:

i don't hate on anything, so really if you think i would like it i'll watch it, or i've seen it. my mom worked in galaxy video back when & i've had cable since the 80's... so i've seen wayyyyy more than my fair share of horror, action, bukkake, drama, comedies, suspense & the like.

Television:

is mans best friend, and worst enemy. no i'm kidding television. sorry.

Books:

it's not that i don't read books, but i tend not to delve into fiction. i used to read a lot of true crime novels. in cold blood is fantastic. how could you end up cheering for a murderer? the westies? boss of bosses? c'mon people...

newspapers. magazines. general information by way of print, pictures... duh.

Heroes:

hi mom.