A fully mobile non-decomposing female corpse of such beauty I am left as breathless as she is!No really... People I'd like to meet include those who are as deviant as myself yet have enough redeeming features to make them worth knowing.I have pretty high standards when it comes to dating as I'm ideally looking for an attractive, intelligent, witty female who enjoys public affection, has very little jealousy in her makeup and is a uninhibited freak in bed. Good luck to me ;) (if the above points apply to you, yes you, then please apply).Probably the most important characteristic I look for is the ability to hold an intellectual conversation based on the exchange of idea's and viewpoints. This holds true for my friends as well as for potential romances.Beware vanilla mortals for I have very little time for your petty lives!O, and your chance of being accepted as my friend are zero if you haven't messaged me first. Seriously I mean it.