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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Emily
Birthday: December 14
Birthplace: A-town, MN
Current Location: G-town, MN
Eye Color: Brown...but i like to say Hazel
Hair Color: Brown...but i like to say Auburn
Height: 5'4 1/4''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left, because i'm cool
Your Heritage: Whitest white girl ever...woot...halla...*rolls eyes*
The Shoes You Wore Today: Barefoot
Your Weakness: My ears...you touch my ears and i'm a goner...wayyyy gone...
Your Fears: To die by drowning
Your Perfect Pizza: Ugg...i work at Jimmy's Pizza, i'll just have a steak grinder...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To have sex...with a girl...a lot...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: *falls off chair laughing*
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn it, i'm naked...damn it, i'm on the floor, damn it...this isn't my house...
Your Best Physical Feature: My rapist wit...damn it, too much Dumb and Dumber
Your Bedtime: Whenever i feel like...goshhh (For the record, i hate that movie)
Your Most Missed Memory: ...i don't get it. If you can remember the memory, then technically it's still there, therefore you needn't miss it, right?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey Dee's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Coffee, bitches
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirl! ;)
Cappuccino or Coffee: ...okay, i lied...cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Fuck no!
Do you Sing: Si
Do you Shower Daily: *sniff sniff* about that....
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: Yupper
Do you want to get Married: Yeah
Do you belive in yourself: No
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Haha, yeah right...
Are you a Health Freak: *washes hands 3 times* i have no clue what you're talking about
Do you get along with your Parents: No...
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes!
Do you play an Instrument: Clarinet, Piano, Guitar, and i sing...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, but i really want to...
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah, and i made about fiddy bucks
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, it was too cold for that
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeah
Ever been Drunk: a few times
Ever been called a Tease: what's that?
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: during sex when i'm like 98
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A music teacher (God help my soul)
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brownish Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Who cares?
Weight: See height
Best Clothing Style: Whatever they feel like wearing
Number of Drugs I have taken: Cero
Number of CDs I own: a buttload
Number of Piercings: two, but soon be be 4
Number of Tattoos: zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I've moved on...
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Three Things
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Three things that scare me:
1 Drowning
2 Emily when she's hyper
3 Myself
Three people who make me laugh:
1 Emily .. 2
2 Family Guy
3 My family (they count as one, because they're not funny by themselves)
Three Things I love:
1 The smell of gasoline
2 The smell of rubber cement
3 The smell of...heheh *evil grin*
Three Things I hate:
1 Fake people
2 The sound of teeth scraping on a fork
3 Not being happy
Three things I don't understand:
1 Why people manipulate others
2 Why the world goes 'round
3 Spanish 4
Three things on my desk:
1 A belated birthday card to my brother-in-law
2 A catalog to Alvarez guitars
3 An electric pencil sharpener
Three things I'm doing right now:
1 Touching...
2 Breathing...
3 Chewing...
Three things I want to do before I die:
1 Go to Ireland
2 Go to Disneyworld
3 Do a whip it with Emily
Three things I can do:
1 Make my lips into wiggly fishey lips
2 Roll my tongue
3 A cartwheel
Three ways to describe my personality:
1 Strange
2 Confusing
3 Slighlty psycho
Three things I can't do:
1 Flirt proparly
2 Be myself around certain people
3 Write with my right hand
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Emily --
[noun]:
A dance involving little to no clothing
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
I'd like to meet:
Leave me a message, bitches. It'll be fun. You know you want to do it. I can see it in your eyeballs!
Random Questions for Random People..
Why do cows have spots? Why don't they have stripes?: Because otherwise they...wait...why am i wasting my time on this question?
Do you believe in magic?: Jyes...
Do you like camping?: Of course
Can you wiggle your ears?: Yes
Do you snort when you laugh?: Sometimes...
Where does the other sock end up?: On penises...i hate that
Do you have a nickname?: Jyes...
When was the last time you were in a car?: At about 1 this morning
Are you in love?: No
Do you prefer showers of baths?: Showers
Are you afraid of the dark?: No...that was a good show, by the way...
Is drug free the way to be?: It's the only way, see?
What color are your eyes?: Hazel/Poop brown
Are you pyschic?: Sometimes...oh psychic? Thought you said Psycho, my bad.
What's the most annoying TV commerical?: Emeral Nuts...
Do you chew on your straws?: Not really...and i've found out that i can't do the "blow off the paper in people's face" thing either...damn it
Were you a cute baby?: I think i was...
Do you shop at American Eagle Outfitters?: I think i have a shirt from there
What's your favorite stores?: TJ Max...cheap and easy...just like me?...i got nothin'
Would you rather watch a movie at home or in the theatre?: Theater (In America we spell it right.)
Can you tickle yourself?: haha, what a stupid question...yes
Do you sing in the shower?: Yes
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: YES...god, she's hot.
Why is broccoli green?: Why are you retarded?
Make up a new Crayola Crayon color.: Menstruation Maroon
Where do you wish you could live?: Ireland
Name a secret desire you have or once had.: To fly like an eagle over the Rockies while singing God Bless Santa Maria
Do you like your life?: Mostly
Can you cook? Do you want to?: Yes and I will make Curtis a Pumpkin Pie Sammich
What's the most bizarre name you've ever heard?: Shithead...pronounced "Sha-theed"...i swear to you it's a true story...
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You've been totally Bzoink*d
Music:
I really am into indie music right now, as well as hard rock and emo. Sometimes i'll listen to christian music when i'm in the mood for it and the next day I might crank up the oldies. I'm diverse...sort of.
Movies:
I'll watch The Breakfast Club over and over again and then turn around and put in...wait...i'll just watch TBC again...damn it's so good!
Television:
you are JENNY! you are sweet, shy, and innocent,
but you've got a darker, sexier side...and you
cant hold it in forever! you're the closet
freak of the group!
Which Character from The L Word are You???
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Books:
A Nice Little Story About You
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What is your name?
How old are you?
Are you religious?
How many minions do you have?
Okay, here we go!
One day you sneezed
So you decided to swear
Then you realized you were falling down into a fiery abyss
Suddenly you got a phone call
And you were gobbled up.
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Heroes:
What kind of murder are you likely to commit?
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Name?
Are you easilly grossed out?
Do you have friends?
Are you a perfectionist?
Are you quiet?
Who are you going to kill? A complete stranger.
What will be your weapon? A tooth-brush.
Reason for killing them You will be at McDonnalds one afternoon, and you will see a man collect too much change from the cashier, and you, thinking that you are a disiple of God, will take it apon yourself to save the world from such a wicked sinner.
Method you will use You will go into the parking lot, and slowly wait for the victim to exit the reasraunt, and follow him back to his place of residence, and just as he is getting out of his car you will run up behind him, and plunge a tooth-brush into the back of his head,rupturing his spinal chord, and with such great impact that the tooth-brush will come out through his left eye.
What will you do with the body? Dance around it and sing praises to the almighty God, until the men in the little white coats come to bring you back to the happy place with the padded walls.
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