Co-Captain of Team Lady Bug!

I’m a left-handed, red head from North Dakota. We’re an endangered species.I used to be fat. Not like “aww, look at him. He’s cute, he's got baby fat.” It was like, “aww, look at him. He’s fat and it’s not attractive."I like the Minnesota Twins more than a friend.I've never broken a bone, but I do have a tiny scar on my left cheek from hitting myself in the face with a rock while skipping them across a lake. I was 10 then and I haven't skipped since.I failed my first driver's test because I supposedly turned left at a red light. I'm telling you right now, in all honesty, the light was yellow.The little man that operates my girlfriend's brain takes a nap several times a day. She has the bruises to prove it. Bless her heart.My grandparent’s dog bit me on the arm once. He didn’t let go until grandpa used a stick to pry him off. I still love dogs. Cats? Not so much.My biggest fear is being mauled to death by a shark. That, and the world being taken over by an army of Chucky dolls.I like Snoopy. In fact, I think it's now fair to call it an obsession. I own the Collectors Edition of "Peanuts - a Pop-Up Book Celebration". (thank you, Haley) I know what you're thinking, and it's way better than it sounds.I'm a better speller than you. Please don't misspell words or practice improper grammar in my presence. It'll hurt my feelings and I'll discontinue our friendship on the spot, leaving your life a stupid, rotten mess.Listen to Taking Back Sunday.My roommate breaks things. He's a really nice guy and all, just never give him a baseball bat while "Rock You Like a Hurricane" is playing. You'll lose something valuable.My favorite number is 9.Mayonnaise sucks.I snack at 3 am every morning.I get paid to hang up baseball player's clothes.At age 5, I was shopping with my mom and disappeared for over an hour. As she, the employees of the store and mall security were frantically searching for me, I calmly walked down the hallway wearing a bandana, bra, underwear (over my pants) and cowboy boots. They would still be looking for me today if my spurs hadn't given me away.