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About Me

I am a student at the University of Kansas. I have no idea what I want to do with my life right now. Perhaps an alcoholic rock critic, author or freelance columnist. Writing liner notes for albums would be cool. I am a snooze button junkie and an insomniac. The more I look at pictures of myself, the more I grow to hate them as I am not terribly photogenic. I hate girls who can wear corduroy pants and not make noise. I am prone to playing the same song over and over until I get sick of it. I am overtly punctual and loyal. My nieces and nephews are bad ass. I like films with questionable endings and find humor in bad situations. I am quite callous and insensitive. I am planning to deny my maternal instinct. I like to use the word "fuck" because of its versatility. I am addicted to caffiene and TLC documentaries. I like long conversations that have no point and run into the wee hours of the morning. I love shoes more than I should. I sometimes have questionable morals. I don't like to judge people. I long for days when nothing is required of me. I am a chronic procrastinator. I am found to be generally pleasant. I hate celebrities. I prefer rain to sunshine. I spend a lot of time doing nothing if I can and the rest of it waiting for phone calls from LA. I enjoy three hour naps. I constantly sing in the car at the top of my lungs (and everywhere else). I am really tired of typing the pronoun "I" so that's it for now.

Angel Dust
People Iced: Nine
Car Bombs Planted: Eight
Favorite Weapon Chain Saw
Arms Broken: Twenty One
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Eight
Tongues Cut Off: Six
Biggest Enemy: Ruphas the Terrible
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Biz --
[noun]:
A person who falls into an outhouse and dies
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

Music, medicine, philanthropy, learning, feminism, dictators, plague, parasites, George Carlin, serial killers and other sorts of off the wall stuff.

I'd like to meet:

Alfred Kinsey, Louis Pasteur, the guy who thought of making pot pies into hot pockets...anyone who I think had a genius idea or excelled in a field in which I am fascinated. People who are quick to compliment others.

Music:

Brand New, Dashboard Confessional, Death Cab for Cutie, Steve Burns, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Veruca Salt, 24 Karat Purple, Weezelscope, PK 180, Otis Redding, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holliday, Gorillaz, Micah P. Hinson, System of a Down, Anna Nalick, The Flaming Lips, Tom Waits, Cat Stevens, Fiona Apple, Nora Jones, Heart, the Decemberists, Interpol, Tenacious D, Ben Folds, Sublime, Modest Mouse, PJ Harvey, Violent Femmes, The Beatles, Nada Surf, Depeche Mode, Jack Johnson, Pink Floyd, Radiohead, Smog, Beck, Poe, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Johnny Cash, Neil Young, Miles Davis, Jeff Buckley, The Afghan Whigs, the Weirdos, Pixies, Bjork, Fanny Pack, The Sex Pistols, The Ramones, Weezer, Cake, Bob Dylan...more added and forgotten every day.

Movies:

Kevin Smith/View Askew flicks, yes even Vulgar. American Beauty, Reality Bites, Roman Holiday, Breakfast at Tiffany's (anything with Audrey Hepburn), Gummo, Fear and Loathing, Office Space, The Sweetest Thing, Chicago, Singing in the Rain, Kubrick flicks, Four Rooms, there's a million more.

Books:

Heart of Darkness, A Picture of Dorian Gray, The Feminine Mystique, Desolation Angels (anything Kerouac), A Clockwork Orange, The Bell Jar, 1984, recently: Killing Yourself to Live and Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Klosterman, nothing like some brain candy. There are many more, but I'm a bit distracted at the moment.

Heroes:

Ms. Patricia Lisowski

My Blog

New random surveys are fucking rad.

1.) If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:A pair of chuck taylors, lotion, some raggedy jeans and probably a hoodie.2.) I have an irrational fear of:killing spiders (I think thei...
Posted by Biz on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:59:00 PST

I am fucking rad.

I put in my two weeks notice, bitches!  No more perk for biz.  She's gonna decide when she goes to bed god dammit!  I'm tired of being taken advantage of because I can run my own shift....
Posted by Biz on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 11:38:00 PST

Hailey is Rad, I stole this from her, I'm bored.

(Meant to be completed by ADULTS (defined as graduated high school!).Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?'Have you ever kissed someone?''Told someone you loved them?''Drank alcoh...
Posted by Biz on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 06:03:00 PST

Hackers are not fucking rad, they suck balls

So, I posted a bulletin about this, but I'm really angry about the hacker thing.  First of all, I EDIT what I post, so there are minimal errors.  The least they could do is a little research...
Posted by Biz on Fri, 11 May 2007 09:50:00 PST

Sprout is most assuredly NOT fucking rad.

Sprout, my car, just fucking broke down again.  The same thing, two weeks after I spent $300 to get it fixed.  THE SAME FUCKING THING!!!!!!!!  What the hell?!?!??!?!  I'm mad as he...
Posted by Biz on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 01:57:00 PST

Random diatribes are fucking rad.

Everything Ive ever said Ive probably stolen from someone else.  Of course, thats not to say that I have intentionally plagiarized everyone Ive ever met or everything Ive ever read.  That c...
Posted by Biz on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 01:26:00 PST

drinking alone is fucking rad.

my computer hates me and it sucks at life.  that is all i have to say.  oh, and i'm tired and not used to standing all day.  good night.Okay I have something else to say now.  Ther...
Posted by Biz on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:14:00 PST

Cigarettes are fucking rad.

I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD, BITCHES!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU NEWSTV, I'M OUT THE DOOR!!!!  I just got offered a new job.  Sure, it's not a big kid job, but god dammit, it's a step above where I am wit...
Posted by Biz on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 12:10:00 PST

"Four Rooms" is fucking rad

Well, after a long absence, I have returned to the blog.  I know that the two people who potentially read this are ecstatic.  Oh yeah!  So, it's officially summer.  Summer sounds n...
Posted by Biz on Mon, 29 May 2006 07:56:00 PST

New shoes are fucking rad.

I have but one thing to say: The (Fucking!) Flaming Lips are coming!!!!!!!!!  ARE YOU SHITTING ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!  I want to go sooooooo fucking badly.  That is all....
Posted by Biz on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 09:38:00 PST