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Sell Me The Infection... It's Only For The Weak...

About Me

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Hello there.
My name is Danny
I'm 20 years old, and I live in Bum Fukt Egypt (aka Paragould, Arkansas)
I work a sportsbar/pizza joint full-time.
I stopped going to school because I'm a jackass.
I stopped humping inanimate objects because... well thats just weird.
I enjoy thrashing out to heavy metal music, playing videogames, and morally offending just about everyone. I also wield the mic for a local band called FaceCasT. Lend us an ear, and we'll lend you a voice. Thats all for now... Keep it real, fuckerz.
Some of my "likes" include:
Music(METAL!)
Sleeping
Drawing/Sketching Stuff
Writing Stuff
Reading Stuff
Eating Stuff
Utter Randomness
Pajama Pants
Spike Jewelry
Skulls
Dragons
Chocolate Milk
The Moon
Comedy Central
Magic, The Gathering
Dungeons & Dragons
Cheese Crackers
Spicy Foodz
Being Lazy
WEED
Materia
Mr.Satan
Eyeliner
Mascara
Stewie Griffin
Bender
Kittens
Scorpions
Spider Monkeys
Meatwad
Japanese Animation (Anime ;p)
Burning CDS
Downloading Music
Sharing Music
The Star Wars Saga
The Mosh Pit
Taking Pictures
Screaming Vulgar Profanity At Complete Strangers
The Mentally Challenged
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
and Videogames
- Final Fantasy
- Chrono Trigger
- Secret Of Mana
- The Legend Of Zelda
- Halo
- 007 Nightfire
- Metal Gear Solid
- Star Wars: Battle Front
- Mega Man
- Mega Man X
- Mortal Kombat
- Soul Calibur
- Street Fighter
- Tekken
- Bloody Roar ~@___@~
this is pog. pog probably hates you. Dislikes...
Danny Duane Duke
Excessive Ignorance
Stupid People
Narrow Minded Opinions
Racism & Discrimination
Jewish People
Religously Based Tradition
RAP
COUNTRY
POP
EMO
BLUE GRASS
GOSPEL
R&B
ALTERNATIVE ROCK
95% of televised programming
Unrequited Love
The Colors Yellow, Brown
Local Law Enforcement
Onions
Brocolli
Barbie Doll Xeroxes
Prudent Little Church Kids
Rednecks
Riff-Raff
Relatives
Faulty Electronix
Loose Change
Bumble Bees
Mosquitos
The Physically Handicapped
YouOne Day... Monkeys will take over CANADA! So here's to our collagen lips, and our salene tits to our growth hormones and antibiotics. Here's to the hollywood world we made out of barbie doll hearts after we melted them down so we could make our new start Here's to a generation scared and always wondering why? Instead of playing doctor we played shoot eachother and die Instead of ring around the rosies we had to hide from mommy because mommy's been drinkin again and we don't wanna get beat Even with all our tattoos and all our cheap thrills Theres still a hole inside of us that may not ever be filled So we're giving back a little bit of what the world's giving us GIVING BACK A BIT OF NEVER GIVING A FUCK --- Robb Flynn One person dies, it's a tragedy... One million people die, and it's a measily statistic. You know, it would be decent if we had a SINLGE METAL RADIO STATION in the TRI-STATE AREA!! Jesus fucking Christ this town suuuuUUCKS... I adopted a cute lil' poison fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

My Interests

Metal, Video Games, Death, Metal, Videogames, Cheese, Metal, Videogames, The Universe, Metal, Videogames, Online Spooning, Metal, Cheez-Its, Starburst, Videogames Metal Videogames MetalVideogamesMetalVideogamesMetalVideogamesMEtALKslDLfskdF sgD:Hkfbnrrtnvjkngkdlv sl;vengronsd,vmd;lfvmdn *whoooooot*

I'd like to meet:

George Lucas, Kevin Smith, ALOT of bands... Nikki, Becca, Karie, Elixa, Ka Ri, Ari, and "God".

Music:

36Crazyfists

A Perfect Circle
American Head Charge
Arch Enemy
As I Lay Dying
Atreyu
Burnt
Bush
Chevelle
Chimaira
Coal Chamber
Cold
Cradle Of Filth
Crossbreed
DamagePlan
Dark Embrace
Dark Tranquility
Deftones
DevilDriver
Dope
Drowning Pool
FaceCasT
Fear Factory
Flaw
Full Blown Khaos
Gizmachi
Godsmack
Gwar
Hatebreed
Ill Niño
In Flames
Incubus
Jack Off Jill
Killswitch Engage
KiTTiE
KoRn
Lacuna Coil
Lamb Of God
Linkin Park
Machine Head
Manntis
Marilyn Manson
Metallica
Mindless Self Indulgence
Mu Dv Ay Ne
Mushroomhead
Nirvana
Otep
PainBreaK
Pantera
Passenger
Penis Man Eats Rape Man
Rammstein
Rob Zombie
Sevendust
ShadowsFall
SlipKnoT
Soilwork
Soulfly
SpineShank
Static-X
System Of A Down
Thirty-2-Life
Tool
Trivium
Type O Negative

Movies:

UnderWorld
UnderWorld 2
American Werewolf In Paris
Interview With A Vampire
King Arthur
Hero
Kill Bill Volume 1 -&- 2
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
Ninja Scroll
The Matrix Trilogy
Star Wars Episodes I-VI
The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy Waiting...
Wicker Park
SpiderMan
SpiderMan II
Craft, The
SLC Punk
Pink Floyd: The Wall
Professional, The
Once Upon A Time In Mexico
X-Men
X-2
Last Samurai, The
Gang Of New York
SaW I + II
I'm forgetting alot... but I'm tired...

Television:

Comedy Central and Adult Swim... that about covers it.

Books:

Dreamland Lake(haha, the story is NOTHING like the title) Street Lawyer A Painted House Hardcore Zen Odyssey, Torment, Judgment Star Wars: The Bounty HuntersI don't read alot of books .__________.