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Brosephine

I'm a poor man's version of a rich woman.

About Me

Jolie laide

My Interests

Self-replicating nanobots.

I'd like to meet:

Well-rounded people. A fighter, a lover, a thinker, a partier. All rolled into one. Someone who can discuss the latest in building materials, small arms, the mystery of Kaspar Hauser, the parallels between T.Rex and one's own whisky consumption, the dichotomy of self-interest and 21st century living, bukkake porn, Faulkner, and cocaine.

Music:

T.Rex, Sweet, PeeChees, Showcase Showdown, Johnny Cash, AC/DC, Ben Weaver, Bill Withers, Billy Paul, Black Keys, Bob Dylan, Cake, Cheap Trick, Dan Zanes, David Allen Coe, David Bowie, Franz Ferdinand, Grant Lee Buffalo, Helio Sequence, The Hiss, The Hives, Iron & Wine, Junior Brown, Kings Of Leon, Lars Fredriksen & The Bastards, Leonard Cohen, Lhasa, Lynyrd Synyrd, Mooney Suzuki, Murder City Devils, Old 97's, Patterson Hood, Pink Floyd, Drive-By Truckers, The Redwalls, Reverend Horton Heat, Tiger Army, Scissor Sisters, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Slade, Social Distortion, Spider Bait, The Pretty Things, Rolling Stones, Stellastarr, Steve Earle, The Streets, Swingin' Utters, Duckie Boys, System Of A Down, Tarbox Ramblers, The Thrills, Tom Waits, TV On The Radio, Vordul Mega, The Who, Peaches, ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, Sage Francis

Movies:

In Like Flint, Secretary, Blade Runner

Television:

How come everyone pretends they don't watch TV? Are you really against it on moral grounds? Is watching TV really worse than drinking yourself into oblivion twice a week? I find it's a cheaper way to shut down my brain than, say, pot, or cheap, meaningless sex. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Books:

Anything by Jonathan Lethem, Desmond Morris (hee), William Faulkner, or Terry Pratchett.

My Blog

R.I.P. Fucking Fightmaster

Just found out that Sean Fightmaster died last winter. I really only have one story about him, since I knew him only in passing. It was my birthday, and I was feeling especially low-and lonely. I was...
Posted by Brosephine on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 10:48:00 PST

This is pretty half-baked ennui to be truthful

My dad raised me to be exactly like him, which seems odd now, since he's a republican and I'm a feminist. It's weird in of itself that he's a republican, since I consider him a religious humanitarian ...
Posted by Brosephine on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 02:56:00 PST

Straight from the Vatican...

And in true Vatican style, they've come up with the Drivers Ten Commandments: You shall not kill. The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm. Courtesy, up...
Posted by Brosephine on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 10:06:00 PST

What's so funny?

According to my birthday horoscope, I need "an unusual amount of love and understanding." So... get to stepping people.
Posted by Brosephine on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 10:14:00 PST

Go ahead, challenge me...

I'm pretty sure at this point that I will kick your ass at foosball. We're taking them two at a time at my house. Bring it.
Posted by Brosephine on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 10:30:00 PST

Inspired by a periodical of all things

Im so happy, Im afraid its turning into hubris. So, confident Im thinking about starting a Polyphonic Spree-esque cult. Only instead of having a whingy Wayne Coyne wannabe, itll be me on the back...
Posted by Brosephine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Me!

How to make a butcher Ingredients: 1 part pure sex 3 parts brilliance 3 parts clarity Method:Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add sadness to taste! Do not overindulge! Usern...
Posted by Brosephine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Flashbacks from a hard weekend (stay out of my bar!)

I hate boring people. And stupid people who think that having some sort of angst or emotional baggage with the opposite sex makes them interesting. I'm tired of dealing with people who are full of shi...
Posted by Brosephine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Foregone conclusions

This particular snippet is taken from an Ayn Rand discussion board that I read on occasion: "I knew it was apparent from the story, but I figured it might be one of those things that can clearly be...
Posted by Brosephine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Probably

I think I read the wrong "How To Be A Human" manual. Everything I do seems logical to me. But apparently to everyone else I'm an enigma, wrapped in a mystery, wrapped in cellulite. Being understood by...
Posted by Brosephine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST