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☻"I'm not afraid to put my hip out in the name of fun!"☻♥ I adore people with big hair and small ego's. I once ate a pickled scorpion and threw up for 3 days solid. I may be 40 but I can breakdance like a 39yr old. I always laugh at inappropriate times. I actually like sprouts. I loathe marzipan. I have a phobia of chewing gum wrappers. I'm still waiting for the car crusher my mum promised me 23yrs ago. I love the little toys in a mcdonalds 'happy meal'. I'm not afraid to dip a chip into my milkshake. I have a big arse and I'm not afraid to shake it. I'd rather drink tea than vodka. I hate bloody moaners. I don't have a mate called 'Dave'. I wish people would be more genuine. I can't sing. I have a guitar but I can't play it. I think it's pretty cool when people can laugh at themselves. I'm sick of e-mails asking me if I want to enlarge my penis. I'm still scared of the dark because of Salem's Lot. And lastly - I really DON'T wanna miss a thing...♥Curse you Baz Luhrmann... you stole my lyrics!"Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99 If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience…I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you imagine. Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing everyday that scares you Sing Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours. Floss Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with yourself. Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements. Stretch Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don’t. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone. Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body, use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.. Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room. Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them. Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly. Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young. Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel. Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders. Respect your elders. Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out. Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85. Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it’s worth. But trust me on the sunscreen…" ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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<---♥-Doug Malloy-♥---> "At eighty, I think what I shall regret are things I always wanted to do and never did; The experiences I denied myself because I was too concerned about others opinions or too anxious for their approval: But I think I would regret most a life wasted living as a person who was not me..." <---♥-Martin Buxbaum-♥---> Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts.”--->♥I'd love to invite the entire Harry Potter cast for tea, but insist they come in costume and cast spells on each other..and I'd sit next to Lucius Malfoy.. :P He that shall not be named would NOT be invited...John Peel, he made us listen to something other than the mainstream music the record companies wanted us to hear...James Blunt - to end the misery he inflicts upon my delicate ears.. >:]Kurt Cobain - to ask him if Courtney really did it?Johnny Depp - for obvious reasons..And..YOU!! - all my lovely, shiny, happy, myspace buddies, may your 'caravans of love' never be vacated... ♥

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