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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Describe oneself - what fun!!! Ooo, can I go to the dentist next as well?!?! Okay, stupid kidding aside (and apologies for those in the dental field), here it goes . . .

Abandoned as a child I was raised in the forest by wolves. This has its advantages and disadvantages. The good thing is that you develop an incredibly intimate connection with nature. The downside is that parent teacher interviews are a little awkward.

Take that as you may...I'm a semi-normal (whatever "normal" means - I'm not a serial killer?), smart, sarcastic, genuine, honest, funny, down-to-earth yet sometimes wacky guy looking for a woman of substance, intelligence, attractiveness. I have a great job, friends that are a blast and family that means a world to me. Like us all, I come with normal baggage - mine is pretty cheap, only a few lousy duffel bags.

So - what about you?

Want to know more? Say something - irreverence is appreciated!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Well, you know, it's kind of hard to really see the point of saying "someone smart, funny, beautiful, with a laugh that lights up a room and a smile that could melt diamonds"...I mean, who isn't? You don't see many people with "I'm looking for a dumb, somber, ugly person with a laugh that sounds like a donkey having an epileptic fit and a smile that could break glass." Let's just leave it at 'no expectations, and no disappointments'.But if you feel you'd like to accept the position of my girlfriend, please feel free to fill in this application . If your application passes primary scrutiny, you will be invited for a face-to-face interview.

My Blog

Failure to launch

Chat Transcript with a friend as we discuss why certain artists failed to create an impression in the US. Feel free to add your words in the comments section. The chat in particular dwells on the fa...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 11:43:00 GMT

An Easter egg for Christmas

Today, two days prior to Christmas, I had a unique opportunity to experience how people from different educational and employment backgrounds react to cursory visual stimuli. We have a report in our f...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 15:04:00 GMT

Grimace in the house of pain

An article poking fun at the effeminate roles a couple of ex NFL players have adopted in their sequestration caught my eye. It was however for reasons other than football and assorted humor. The line ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 07:16:00 GMT

Banned in Virginia Beach

If you are enjoying the picture on this blog, then you may not be able to enjoy it in Lynnhaven mall anymore. It has been banned! For those of you who missed the news, police confiscated these adverti...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 09:55:00 GMT

The bald and the beautiful

The other day on a singles internet forum, I found a note from a woman who complained that there were men who wore hats in their pictures. Upon meeting these men, she would discover that they were bal...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 09:24:00 GMT

Haute Condoms

Reporting right from the wires."Chinese nurses are wearing dresses made of condoms to promote safe sex. The two nurses, from a hospital in Xiamen city, showed off their condom outfits at a public...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 07:21:00 GMT

Single stranded

A survey by Forbes magazine came to my attention. The survey ranks forty major US metropolitans with their suitability for singles. It is shocking that Norfolk-Newport News-Virginia Beach area ra...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 07:52:00 GMT

Movie Review: Mr Brooks

***The following post was originally recorded in June 2007. Error in entering the next blog "Worthwhile Worship" caused this to be erased." ***Watched the newest Kevin Costner starrer Mr Brooks l...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 22:13:00 GMT

Website Review: Worthwhile worship

There are the decent Christians. They are the calm, morally progressive, compassionate, open-hearted Jesus-loving folk who don't really give a damn for archaic church dogma or pious noise or sanctimon...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 22:00:00 GMT

TV Review: Eau De Polygamie

HBO's polygamous offering Big Love has become my latest favorite TV show. I chanced upon it couple of days back while flipping channels. And after I saw my first episode, I was so hooked I had to wat...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 14:28:00 GMT