Family, Friends, Music, Baking, Art, Reading, Shows, Home Brews, Meeting New Faces, Kids, B-Flicks, B-Chicks (and Dicks...ahahaha), Comedy, Gardening, Thrift Stores, Pirate Radio, Nature, Adventures into the unknown, Storm Drains, Museums, History, Road Trips, Bad Jokes, Supporting my scene(s), Muhahaha, Dive Bars, Ordering Presbyterians, Abandoned Buildings, Dirty Minds, Learning, Costumes, Hockey!!!
People to go out and about with. Whoever knows what film this quote came from: "I guess I'm just not used to be chased around a mall in the middle of the night by killer robots..." Anyone that likes bad jokes as much as I do: A giraffe walks into a bar and says, "Highballs on me!" People to drink Presbyterians with.
Everything BUT the kitchen sink.
Phenomena, Forbidden Zone, The Beyond, Lost Skeleton Of Cadavra, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Battelfield Baseball, Six String Samurai, Kindergarden Cop, (ahahaha) Breakfast Club, Super Troopers, Indiana Jones, Evil Dead, Boondock Saints, Creepshow, Return of the Living Dead, Jawbreaker, Suburbia, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Reservoir Dogs, Back to School, Spaceballs, Swingers, Half Baked, Uncle Buck, Amelie, Best in Show, Spice World, Jackie Brown, People Under the Stairs, The Beast Within, Nudist Colony of the Dead, A Polish Vampire in Burbank, The Naked Gun, Princess Bride, Police Academy, Ghost World, Cannibal: The Musical, Chopping Mall, From Dusk 'Til Dawn, Beetlejuice, The Big Lebowski, Tuff Turf, Better Off Dead, Blue Velvet, Psycho Cop II, Ginger Snaps, Freeway, Drop Dead Fred, The Cabinet of Doctor Caligari, Hackers, Live Freaky Die Freaky, Sleepaway Camp, Saturday the Fourteenth, She-Devil, Mayor of the Sunset Strip, Enemy Mine, End of the Century, Spinal Tap, The Goonies, Zoolander, Terror Firmer, Clay Pigeons, Garandma's Boy, Busted: The Citizen's Guide To Police Encounters (I highly recommend watching this..several times)
Marquee Moon? Read a book, dipshit!
Flow My Tears, The Policeman Said, Opium: Diary of a Cure, Animal Farm, Peoples' History of the United Sates, One Piece, 1984, Drinking, Smoking and Screwing, Chronicles Of Narnia, Hitchhikers' Guide To The Galaxy, Choose your own adventure books!
M. Paul Becher, Jr., Grandma Ruth (RIP), Grandma Susie (RIP), Grandpa Morrie (RIP), Grandpa Bob and Grandma Mary Jane, Jimmy "the Scumfuck" Nelson (RIP), Brando (RIP), Mia Zapata (RIP), R. "Budd" Dwyer (RIP), The Moistboyz, Hunter S. Thompson (RIP), Seth Green, Samuel L. Jackson, Betty White, Justin Theroux, Estelle Getty (RIP), Kathleen Hanna, Your mother
MY BLOODY MALARKY
Status:
Drunken Stupor
Here for:
Psychology and Extreme Violence
Orientation:
Half Gay
Hometown:
Behind the Orange Curtain
Body Type:
Super fucking model!
Ethnicity:
EuroTrashNative
Religion:
Scientologist-Mormon-Jehovah's Witness-Satanist-Free Mason!
Sign:
Out of Service
Smoke / Drink:
Is Jesus Jewish?
Children:
Is it mine?
Education:
Got no education, but I know a thing or two...
Occupation:
Rocket Queen
Income:
Perpetually broke!