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About Me

Hi! i'm Jess. but you can call me God! Just to let you know, im not for sale on EBAY. it's all lies!! Roll On Ibiza '08! peace, bitches. XI got my layout at Cleanupmyspace.com



I made this music player at MyFlashFetish .com.

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I'd like to meet:

someone who knows better! x
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My Blog

10 Things Losers Do On Myspace...!

***ONEThere is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"no, it doesnt.***TWOTo the people who have like 25,000 friends,are yo...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 13:17:00 GMT

giant red banana with gherkin toes

he lives in my garden bush. i offered him the fruit in my fruit bowl, but he sed that he didnt want them because they remind him of his mother, who is slowly rotting, as she has the banana clap, which...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 00:41:00 GMT