Strike up the band, and watch the confetti fall!
Oh! Oh! um. . . wow, you kind of caught me off guard myspace, I don't have my list of people who I would like to meet on me at the moment. I keep it in my sock drawer, along with all of my important tax documents. . . Honestly though, who knows these things off the top of their head? Right, um, lets think about this, shall we? Everyone wants to meet historic world figures, but please imagine with me the conversation. . . Nich: Heya Abe______ Abe Lincoln: Greetings Nich, is that short for Nicholas?_______ N: Yes_______ A: Oh. . . (looks at the wall)________ N: So. . . how is the weather in D.C. this time of year?_______ A: I don't know, I was too busy meeting with generals, and quelling my crazy wife.___________ N: So how about them slaves?. . . yeah, pretty exciting huh? Okay, how about Myself, in high school, during lunch, before 7th period, but after I was done eating.
I don't watch tv, it will rot your brain
Yes I would love a glass of water, how very kind of you. . . keep the change
You just punched that girl in the face! I don't even know how to respond. . . ?
Dude. . . honestly. . . just look at this bruise
Hurangdarm urn lerbmatnic, nruff ansidtronm af onmle harn thrurn. Prompent vranwrg lirrucnt op cer u ploorm: Thus we must end the robot colonization, once and for all!