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I Love...

Shopping, Eighties music, White wine, Cheese, Sleeping in, My GHD, My friends and family (and the way that they pop into my head AFTER my hair straightner!, lol!), Rainy Days, Sing Star, Nighttime, Telling stories, Laughing until you're almost crying, Rainbows, Candles, The Ocean, My ipod, Stars, Frangipanis, Lillies, Hugs, Puppies, Boys with blue eyes, Taking photos, Making people laugh, Watching cheesy chick flicks, Road trips to the beach with the girls, Big sunglasses, Watching TV Shows on DVD, Reading trashy magazines, Grey's Anatomy, Green Traffic Lights, Jaz at Toowong, Getting my nails done, Sangria, Caesar Salad, Random stoner movies, Sunset, Purple post-it notes, Malibu with Pineapple Juice, Blue Waterfalls from The Glen, Birthdays, Havaianas, The Races!, Sushi Train in the Valley, Mechanics, The OC, Will Anderson, Text messages, The band Playhouse that we used to religiously see weekly until they split a year ago, Pink highlighter, Weet Bix Crunch (so addicted!), Random song lyrics & movie quotes, Garuva, Freddo Frogs, My bed, Pictionary

I Don't Love...

Toads, Cotton Wool, My old car, Styrafoam, Capsicum, Foods that are the wrong colour, Insects, Things that crawl, Walking home in the dark, Words that describe texture- like crispy or crunchy (ugh!), Driving in the rain, Skittles, Porcelin Dolls, Movies about evil little children, The cold, Paying bills, Confrontation, My battery on my mobile, Seeing other people sad, People touching my hair, Creepy dudes, Stop Signs, Mustard, Reverse Paralell Parking, Having enemies, Monopoly, Times New Roman font, Pickles, Work, Feet, Ice Skating, DRIVING!, People who refer to themselves in 3rd person... (just, no...), When those stupid myspace quizzes have quesions missing and the numbers are all screwy (annoying), When people use 'alot' it's A_LOT - two words people - it pisses me off A LOT.

I Believe...

*Everything happens for a reason...
*Blue is not a flavour, it's a colour
*Everything can be made better by the addition of any of the following- Chocolate, Cheese, Alcohol. Except maybe peas....
*Everyone should believe in something - I believe I'll have another drink...
*"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today" - James Dean... Carpe Diem and whatnot
*A girl can never have too many pairs of shoes... or handbags... or lipsticks...
*You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape...
*The difference between genius and stupidy, is that genius has its limits...
*If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved...
*Life's all about ass - everyone is either laughing it off; kissing it; covering it; kicking it; trying to a piece of it; or just being one...
*Teamwork means never having to take the blame all by yourself
*You should never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups...
*Going to church doesn't make you a specicific religion any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic
Lauren --
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A poltergeist sent back in time to change the course of history forever
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What is your name? Lauren
Date of birth? 23rd of December 1985
Where were you born? Brisbane
How many pairs of shoes do you own? A LOT... They ALL live in random places in my car...
Are you sarcastic? Uh... No... Actually, I would say a good chunk of absolutely everything that comes out of my mouth has some sarcasm associated with it... and i talk A LOT...
Summer or Winter? Winter
Where is your second home? Donna's
How many lamps are in your bedroom? One... I LOVE LAMP!
What was the name of your first pet? I had a goldfish called chip...
What is the funniest thing that you have ever heard? This week or ever?! So many funny things happen... The funniest thing I heard for ages was when we were at the silverchair concert and Renee said to a random girl (all in one breath) 'Hi my name is renee, is this your boyfriend? I cant believe that your boyfriend is here with you! That's so supportive. My boyfriend said he'd rather take it in the ass from Daniel Johns than be here right now...' but there was also that one time when Nicole asked me if katie's cat would be considered poultry if Matt ate it (which he kept threatening to do)...
What is your most valued posession? Here i should probably say something like the necklace that my grandmother gave me when I turned sixteen or something like that, but in all honesty, My GHD hair straightener is the most loved of all... I'd take it everywhere if i could...
What did you do last night? We went to see Lindsey at her dorm at uni (interesting experience), and then had dinner at the Uni pub, watched the eclipse, had coffee at Cafe DeLuna, then hung out at the Runcorn Tavern (because we are super-cool) - Woah, not bad for a Tuesday!
What colour are your eyes? Brown
Have you ever eaten paste? Nope... I glued my feet together with craft glue when i was a kid though!
Do you iron your underwear? Nope, I don't iron anything!
Full House or The Brady Bunch? Ooh, Full House!
What CD is in your stereo this very minute? This very minute?! I think it's the My Chemical Romance CD, the black parade one
What do you call the little plastic ends on shoelaces? Things?
Who is the most fun person you know? That's a tricky one! Umm... I can't pick! Everyone is so much fun!
What 4 things do you always have with you? Erm... My mobile, my keys, my keycard, and my licence usually... and i sometimes swap one of those things for a camera...
What did you spend your last $100 on? Junk i didn't need probably... actually, i think going out for dinner Monday and Tuesday!
Who let the dogs out? Probably one of the guys from work, seeing as how they seem to not be able to just CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR ALREADY! Someone should write a song about it... WAIT, I think Panic at the Disco did already...
What is the longest car ride you've ever been on? To Melbourne... worst three days of my life EVER!
Cars or Planes? Planes all the way... what was a 3-day car ride, and the worst experience of my life, travelling to Melbourne, was a 2-hour flight home!
What's your lucky number? 3... or 23
Who was the last person you spoke to? Lol, my boss... I just rang him in a hissy fit and said that I was over these stupid fences! I may have just paraphrased a little bit... there was a bit more swearing in my actual response.
Are you a 'health nut' lol... HELL NO!
What perfume are you wearing? Darling, the Kylie one...
What does the 10th msg in your inbox say? lol, scott told me that one, i was guessing for like half an hour.(i wish that said something funnier... like the one from Nay that says 'He did it... Matt milked a cow at the ekka and he's so proud of himself its adorable, and one of the cows names was lauren'
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Do you like Chinese food? Mmm... yeah, I guess so... except from that place in the food court at Garden City, downstairs, I always feel sick after I eat it...
Pick a lyric But you know that i know better...
Can you play pool? Not very well, we have a pool table though, and i'm determined to learn how to play!
What don't you like? Cotton Wool (see the gigantic list i've written above!)
Do you like maps? Maps? No... I have a lot of troube reading them, it must really have something to do with genetics... I always seem to direct in the wrong direction, and i have to have the refidex pointed in the direction that we are going! GPS all the way!
What's your fave quote? 'Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today' ... James Dean
Do you think pirates are cool? Aye... but i don't know what the people over at the Church of the Flying Spagetti Monster think of them... Seriously, wikipedia it, it's the weirdest thing i've ever heard!
Pancakes or French Toast? Pancakes if that's the options... but the best breakfast ever is eggs benedict! So good!
What colour crayon are you? Purple... for no reason, it just popped into my head.
Favourite flower? I like frangipani's and lillies... i think lillies more...
Do you own furniture from Ikea? No, but I LOVE Ikea... I own a whole heap of other really cool crap from there though...
What is your favourite smell? Vanilla!
What would you do with 1000 plastic spoons? Feel guilty for eating THAT MUCH cold rock... :P... and figure that it's time I cleaned out my car, because that's where i'd probably keep them
What colour are the walls in your bedroom? SMINK! I seriously painted my walls (badly) that colour because it's such an awesome name... seriously, say it out loud... "SMINK!" hehe
Do you close your eyes on roller coasters? Yes, i am a chicken... if I cannot see the danger, thus it does not exist. That is called physics.
Can you play poker? I usually just wing it... but I can only win when I actually have a good hand, particularly when i'm playing with my friends, because anybody who knows me well knows what a terrible liar I am...
Are you comfortable with your height? I guess so, I wish I was a bit shorter... But no shorter than 155cm's... :P
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Hi there kiddies, so I've been away since Monday, and I'm already suffering withdrawals!  This is likely the most time I've spent with my mother since that nine-months when I was attached to...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 00:53:00 GMT

Why growing up in Australia in the 90’s ROCKED!

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Because bulletins aren't working... and neither am I...

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Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 07:22:00 GMT

Because nothing interesting ever happens anymore...

Another Vintage Tale! This one is from December 2006, and is yet another of those 'Could only happen to me' stories... So, I'm at work the other day, and the rep for (top secret company name) came in ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 11:45:00 GMT

I'm so not even kidding about this...

Because my car no longer fits people around the crap that I've accumulated in it, I picked today to be the day that I cleaned it out... Everyone who has seen my car lately (or had the misfortune to be...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 18:42:00 GMT

A vintage tale of my insanity

I used to be all 'yay lets all blog' and then... I guess I got a life or something and couldn't be bothered, but tonight, i've been trying to kill time between when I stopped watching Veronica Mars (I...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 02:48:00 GMT

100 Questions

I have nothing else to do right now (because I am a loser...) but play Buffy the Vampire Slayer on PS2, so I thought I'd kill some time by completing this survey... 1) Are you in a complicated "love" ...
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