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Name: Joseph
Birthday: January 9th
Birthplace: Holy crap do you want my social too?
Current Location: On my butt
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Can't remember
The Shoes You Wore Today: Enties, I kinda like them
Your Weakness: Geo Metros
Your Fears: Being Useless
Your Perfect Pizza: Pretty much any pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Learn Cello
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wtfomfgttyl
Thoughts First Waking Up: Rats!! Big Rats!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: My Eyes
Your Bedtime: 9 am
Your Most Missed Memory: I miss a lot of people that have come and gone in my life.
Pepsi or Coke: Tea
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Whichever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: sometimes
Do you Sing: I sing more than I swear
Do you Shower Daily: yup
Have you Been in Love: Most likely
Do you want to go to College: Done it. It was alright
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: 76.1% of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I wouldn't say I'm ugly
Are you a Health Freak: I like soy and green tea, but I'm just as likely to grab a massive steak. Spirit of a fat man, baby.
Do you get along with your Parents: I love my parents, I'm terribly blessed
Do you like Thunderstorms: Greatest things ever
Do you play an Instrument: A couple
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, thanks...thanks a lot
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Heck no
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: You gotta have someone before you can get dumped. Thanks! Twist the knife why don't ya?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yeah
Ever been called a Tease: Maybe
Ever been Beaten up: Don't think so
Ever Shoplifted: When I was 10
How do you want to Die: Take a bullet for a stranger
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Author, Worship Leader, Old Crazy Man that laughs at the rain
What country would you most like to Visit: Vietnam, there's a story behind that
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: In a girl, FYI Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: less than 7'
Weight: Is this about me or a girl? I don't get it.
Best Clothing Style: I really don't care as long as its clean
Number of Drugs I have taken: Who we are now is more important than who we were.
Number of CDs I own: More than two
Number of Piercings: Zero for me, less than Twenty for Her
Number of Tattoos: One for me, less that Six for her. As long as she's not one big tattoo, I don't really care
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 175....wait....174 I don't regret that one thing. I was completely justified in my actions.
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My Blog

The World excels at accomplishing nothing

Here are a couple things that drive me insane: ~Rock for Darfur~If we switched places and we were Sudan and Sudan was the US and they told me that they're going to rock out to stop the violence ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 23:34:00 GMT

Just a little somethin’ somethin’

1. How old will you be in 10 months?242. Do you think you'll be married by then?Probably not, but I certainly wouldn't complain if I was.3. What do you look forward to most in the next 3 months?Every ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 04:48:00 GMT

Bells will be ringing.

Hey everyone, My sister's wedding was July 7 2007. I really don't like the whole 7/7/07 thing, but that's kinda beside the point. We started roughly on Saturday that's for sure. ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 08:52:00 GMT

This is amazing! You have to do this!!

Hey guys! I just went to an amazing website and got a free Ipod, a two billion dollar card to Macy's and a date with Hot Monica. Here's all you have to do: 1. Take your hand and curl ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:14:00 GMT

Young man ranting

I was lookin' over my myspace and trying to take everything in as if I were someone else lookin' at my myspace. The first thoughts that came to mind were, Damn!, I'm pretty sweet. If someo...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:37:00 GMT

The hardest part is the title

I don't really know what to type now a days. It's not that I don't have material to write about its that I don't know who reads this. With that mystery comes uncertainty and with that come...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 09:30:00 GMT

The Ply Theory

First I must answer a question that some people might ask. What (or wtf) is Ply? Ply is this: "a strand or layer of material, such as yarn, rope, plastic, wood, or paper. Plywood is so cal...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 05:19:00 GMT

Thanks E-Harmony!!

This is going to be a long entry. I can feel it. I can feel it in my bones, my old bones of 22 years. So I decided a week or so ago to sign up at E-harmony and see if a webiste coul...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 22:19:00 GMT

Survey Says!

1. How tall are you barefoot?5'11 - 6"2. Have you ever been unfaithful in a relationship?Nope3. Do you own a gun?Yeah....I have two....Welcome to the Gun show! *Flexes* (No I don't have any...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 05:31:00 GMT

Everyone is doing it

Seems like everywhere you're seeing these boyfriend and girlfriend applications. I personally have a hard time believing that you can find someone on the internet who complete you in everyway possible...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 15:05:00 GMT