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About Me

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My Interests

Namely injuring myself and hating others with LOUD VOICES that aren't saying anything worth listening to....sssshhhhh baby it's cool, don't talk...

I'd like to meet:

a viking range sub zero fridge and a full pantry

Music:

Movies:

True Romance, Blue Velvet, harold and Maude, Paint your Wagon, The rage in placid lake, Wild at heart, Rabbit Proof Fence.

Television:

anything I can watch the whole season of in one sitting.

Books:

Twinkie deconstructed, undercover economist, freakonomics, the giving tree, savage inequalities, cooks illustrated, the dictionary.

Heroes:

Wesley Willis

My Blog

God Damn You Rosie

This is what happens when the dog your watching losses her cool while you are taking her on a fucking walk (being the good person you are)and she has a fucking cat leash...what the hell..BTW..my finge...
Posted by Audra Dawn on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 09:21:00 PST

I think my liver just gave me a black eye

So it all began with the frosty green foam that starts with T ends with T and the middle sounds something like il. How was I to know that I am too fucking old for this shit. Well apparently my liver d...
Posted by Audra Dawn on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 01:04:00 PST

Big A-Hole

For big events you can count me out. I am socially inept and I can guarantee that I will make you feel uncomfortable. Someone said to me yesterday after a friends wedding that the only thing missing f...
Posted by Audra Dawn on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 02:05:00 PST

Invictus

OUT of the night that covers me, Black as the Pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul. In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud, Under...
Posted by Audra Dawn on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 11:21:00 PST