Someone.....to....help.....mee..... |
I need help..... Posted by on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 15:56:00 GMT |
Confucius Say |
Confucius Say
1. Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.
2. Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.
3. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.
4. Man who... Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 08:58:00 GMT |
Marquis de Sade |
Imperious, choleric, irascible, extreme in everything, with a dissolute imagination the like of which has never been seen, atheistic to the point of fanaticism, there you have me in a nutshell.... Ki... Posted by on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 23:05:00 GMT |
Stories |
There's the story about the man working the night desk at the FBI office. They got a lot of wrong numbers, because it was similar to the pizza joint.One night he answered "FBI." When the caller hesita... Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 00:47:00 GMT |
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler |
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupi... Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 01:53:00 GMT |
What the signs are like in BED! |
AQUARIUS
Jan 21 - Feb 19Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns
Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more ... Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 03:53:00 GMT |
Being A Girl |
Reason's why it's great to be a woman:Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies. Speeding ticket? What's that? New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life. If you have to be home in time for Melrose... Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 01:08:00 GMT |
Just A Thought.......... |
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Why is it, whether you sit up or s... Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 15:41:00 GMT |
Fake a smile; Hide the Fear. |
My life is dying
I'm done with trying
I lost my love
My saint from above
I can only shed one tear
I can only cry one tear for fear
The love we showed to each Other
you've now given to another
the lif... Posted by on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 00:27:00 GMT |
This is not love |
You think you know the person well...You can trust them.You can love them.They're the ones who you can share your secrets with.They say they will never hurt you.They'll keep you safe.You'd give up you... Posted by on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 04:03:00 GMT |