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Moron

So Sparrow, we meet again ...

About Me

I am a cold, hard, person who likes to get things done and get them done right. I have no time to waste on meaningless chit chat and pointless dilly-dallying. If you decide to get in my way I will not hesitate to knock you down. I know what I want and I know how to get it. I deplore people who spend all their time on the internet writing about themselves on sites like Friendster or Myspace. If I was THEIR boss, I'd fire them immediately. No question. My pet peeves include things that are irritating, not getting my way in life, happy people, people who contradict or correct me, circus folk, and wasting time. I like time management, efficiency, productivity, synergy, paradigm shifts, cutting down trees, and making cutsie-wootsie cuddly teddy bears. I make them, and I make them GOOD. You are either with me, or against me. Everyone is against me, I know it. I know IT!Also, I like to cry while watching the dramas on Lifetime Movie Network.

My Interests

International Political Economy, Feet, Donut Holes (not the donuts themselve - yuck), Winning, Losing, Contradicting Myself

I'd like to meet:

Must have 4+ years experience. Degree in Finance is preffered, but not necessary. Resposiblities include: filing, answering phone-calls, sitting on the boss' lap *wink*, photocopying, paper shredding (and LOTS OF IT), managing offshore bank accounts, money laundering, and light assasination work. Must be flexible with schedule, flexible in bed, and have excellent interpersonal skills.OH! Plus: I looooove the slither of a lady snake - ooooooh yeaaaaah *wink*

Music:

Efficient depersonalized elevator music

Movies:

Wall Street, Office Space, American Psycho, The Boiler Room, The Secret of My Success, Working Girl, Trading Places, and Baby Boom

Television:

I don't waste my time on meaningless television shows (except for those delightfully enjoyable and ultimately endearing dramas on the Limeftime Movie Network)

Books:

How to Boss People Around, Sun Tzu's The Art of War, German Efficiency: A How-To Guide, Advanced German Efficiency, Machiavelli's The Prince, Winning At All Costs, Japanese Efficiency, How To Be Successful

Heroes:

Me. You got a problem with that?