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There are some things in life that are utterly unforgivable, such as blackmail, cheating on a partner and cheating on a game of solitaire. Though these things are, indeed, dark chapters in the book of life, there is one thing bleaker than all the rest. Just like finding oneself in a coffin, discovering ones parents weeping in a darkened room, and unexpectedly hearing your worst enemies saying lovely things about you, having a myspace profile is a sure sign that you have no life. Since, however, I am typing this, and you yourself are reading it, I propose a toast to the end of our social existances.
