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".....With the critical accolades, awards nominations (and wins), boffo box-office, a can't-lose premise, and a fine ensemble directed by the man who made 2005's best movie (Thank You for Smoking), I ...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 10:09:00 GMT

two thousand and seven.

i got a new job which i love, i didn't get done by a speed camera, i didn't get arrested, i didn't dye my hair once, i cut my hair really short and liked it for 3 days before crying in my cereal, holl...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 00:56:00 GMT

top 5 least favourite hollyoaks characters.

1) Jake2) Katy3) Nancy4) Tina5) CalvinI can't suss out that new wideboy Danny yet. He might be amazing.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 12:03:00 GMT

mickey finn.

well, last night was actually amazing. asda brought us fun times where we bought stuff we didn't mean to get including the 'i'll be back' tombstone which is actually the most brilliant thing i've ever...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 22:13:00 GMT

the worst songs of this year

the feeling - i love it when you callsandie thom - i wish i was a punk rockergwen stefani - yodelling sound of music bastard rubbishshakira - hips don't liesnow patrol - chasing carsscissor sisters - ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 07:04:00 GMT

today is amazing because

at work.. two old women bumped into each and fell down the stairs. a five year old told her mum she needed a poo, her mum took a potty out of her bag, the girl squatted and pooed into potty in the mid...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 12:57:00 GMT

the new countdown presenter is...

i don't know who it's going to be but it SHOULD be the guy who works in the norfolk news shop right near the bus station. that guy is amazing!! he knows how much change you're going to have before you...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 13:00:00 GMT

the most fun you can have with your clothes on. (or off if your name's randy).

type your first name into a google image search. bloody love it.      
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 15:43:00 GMT

jess and the giant peachy idea.

this blog is trademarked. TM. see? right, i've got this idea. i've mentioned it before but i'm going to mention it again! i want to set up my own roald dahl cafe. i want to have lickable wallpaper lik...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 22:02:00 GMT

if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit.

today is a wonderfully awesome today. this morning, i passed my theory test even though i was CONVINCED i'd failed cos i got the "your mouse clicking was unacceptable so you score 0 for this clip." ha...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 03:33:00 GMT