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Des Tchort

Des Tchort Presents...

About Me

What I Am Doing:
March 24th, 2007: Saturday Dark Tranquillity @ The Troc- Philly, PA
October 2nd, 2007: Tuesday Sonata Arctica @ The Troc- Philly, PA

Contact Me: MSN: [email protected]
AIM/AOL: Ask
Yahoo: Des_Tchort
ICQ: Ask
Email: [email protected]

Feel free to add me as long as you tell me who you are & where you got my screen name.

Me@VampireFreaks

My HIM Street Team Profile

HIM Pennsylvania Street Team

My Videos

My Autographs
DragonForce

Jyrki69 from The 69 Eyes

Jussi69 from The 69 Eyes

Ville Valo from HIM & Bam Margera

Burton & Linde from HIM

Mustis, Simen Hestnaes, Galder from Dimmu Borgir

Kerry King From Slayer

In Flames

Trivium

My Interests


Name: Bekah, Dictator, God, Her Infernal Majesty, Bex
Status: Single & Looking
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Nationality: Swedish, Irish, & Romanian
Piercings: One- Eyebrow
Grade: Senior
Facts: I have a second house in Ocean City, Maryland. I
believe in nothing AKA I have no religion. I am blunt, sadistic, sarcastic, & stubborn. I
run the Official HIM Pennsylvania Street Team.

ATTENTION ALL BAND REQUESTS: I don't accept just anyone. If you are a band I
will view you profiles, read your bios, and listen to your songs before adding. I get a
ton of band requests a day so please have patience. I will get around to you.

By The Way: Don't message me if you don't have the testicular fortitude to hang with a metalhead.

My First Tattoo:

-LIKES-

-Art
-Painting
-Drawing
-Photography
-Writing
-Music
-History
-World News
-Debating
-Offending
-Concerts

-DISLIKES-

ØRANDOM FRIEND REQUESTS. I absolutely WILL NOT accept any random friend requests. If I don't know you, I won't add you. It's as simple as that. I hate all these stupid assholes that try to add every god damn person on MySpace. Get a fucking life. Fair warning. And... STOP TRYING TO ADD ME YOU STUPID EMO KIDS!

Ø Older people who undermine me. You act like you are superior because you're older. That's not the case by any means. You're supposed to be a role model and mature. Grow up.

ØSexual Comments/Perverts.

ØPeople who pretend to be your friend when they really aren't.

ØStupid kids who like HIM(or any band) because they think the leader singer is hot or someone else famous likes them. Also, emo cunts who give HIM a bad name and make them seem emo when they aren't. Fuck you, you little bitches.

ØPeople who follow someone else. They like the same music, dress the same, and call themself original. Grow up and get your own style you fat wannabe. Get your own opinions you mindless fucks.

ØEbonics [Ghetto talk]/Cyber-bonics. Stop butchering the English language you pieces of shit. Learn real words. It isn't that hard.

ØWhores.

ØFake People.

ØShallow people who don't like someone because they dislike one band(or something else as stupid) that they like. How fucking retarded and ignorant can you be? Just because someone likes a band that you don't, doesn't give you a right to insult them. Shove your ego up your blistered cunt.

ØStupid people.

ØPeople who try to get me to join their stupid ass groups. No I will not fucking join your group of gayness. Go fuck yourself.

ØPeople who IM me out of the blue and ask me out and/or piss me off.

ØPeople who pretend to know me to look cool. Go die.

ØI can't stand the stereotypical emo/goth/any other faggot group of kids. If you always bitch about being judged, stop fitting into the fucking mold you chose.

ØOverrated bands.

ØPeople who cyber and roleplay. God, get a life.

ØGeorge Bush.

ØArrogant brats.

ØPeople who mistake strong minds for bitchiness. Just because I have strong opinions and I express them doesn't mean I'm a bitch, it means you're too immature to accept other people's opinions and thoughts, and actually have an intelligent conversation without PMSing.

ØPeople who cause drama and try to act tough/cool. Those people like to start un-needed events in which really piss me off. The planet needs rid of you.

ØFaggot fucks who steal my codes or don't give me credit for them. If I offended you I could give a lesser shit.

I'd like to meet:


Comment Me 'Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves.'

Music:


Bands with a * I've seen that many times live.
Bands with a @ I've met that many times.

I listen to Black, Death, Doom, Goth(ic), Grunge, Melodic, Power, Progressive, Thrash, Heavy/Traditional Metals, Alternative 80s/90s Rock, Classical, & Industrial.

The 69 Eyes*@ A Perfect Circle* Alice In Chains Amon Amarth Amorphis Ancient And One Angel Corpse Antonio Vivaldi Apoptygma Bezerk Assemblage 23 Audioslave Behemoth Bella Morte Beyond The Embrace Billy Idol The Birthday Massacre Black Sabbath** Blind Guardian Bloodbath The Bloodhound Gang Bolt Thrower Borknagar Brainstorm Burzum Callenish Circle Candice Candlemass Cannibal Corpse Carfax Abbey Cellador Celtic Frost Cesium 137 Children Of Bodom CKY* Claire Voyant Collapsed System Collide Corvus Corax Covenant The Crown The Crüxshadows The Cult Culture Kultur Danzig Dark Army Dark Funeral Dark Tranquillity Death Angel Deicide Demons & Wizards Derdian Diabolic Diabolical Masquerade Dies Irae Dimmu Borgir*@ Divine Empire Dkay.Com DragonForce*@ Dream Evil The Dreamside Ego Likeness Eisbrecher The Electric Hellfire Club Endemonia Engine Falconer Frédéric Chopin Front Line Assembly Funker Vogt God Dethroned Godheads Gorgoroth Gorguts Grendel Hanoi Rocks HIM***@@ Hocio Iced Earth Icon And The Black Roses Icon Of Coil Iggy Pop Immolation Impaled Impaled Nazarene Inperative Reaction In Flames [Some]*@ Incantation Informatik Internal Bleeding Into Eternity Iron Maiden* Johann Sebastian Bach Judas Priest* Jungle Rot Kidneythieves Korn [Some]* Krisiun L'Ame Immortelle Lacuna Coil [Some] LadderClimber Laether Strip The Last Dance Ludwig Van Beethoven Macabre Massive Attack Mayhem Mindless Self Indulgence Ministry Mono Chrome Monstrosity Moonspell Naglfar Neo-Tek Neuroticfish Nevermore Nightrage Nightwish Nile Nine Inch Nails Nocturne Noise Unit Norther Nox Arcana Opeth*@ Opressor Orgy Orphaned Land Panzerchrist Paralysed Age Pax Pro-Tech Punto Omega Qntal Queens Of The Stone Age Rammstein Rasputina Rauli Badding Somerjoki Razed In Black The Retrosic Rhapsody Seabound Slayer*@ Slick Idiot Smashing Pumpkins Soil & Eclipse Solitude Aeturnus Sonata Arctica Soundgarden Spahn Ranch Stabbing Westward Strapping Young Lad Summoning Swithblade Sumphony Tapio Rautavaara Tapping The Vein Tears For Fears Theatres Des Vampires ThouShaltNot Tool* Tourniquet Turbonegro Type O Negative Vader Vehemence Velvet Acid Christ Velvet Revolver VNV Nation Withered Earth Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Wolfsheim Wumpscut Yngwie Malmsteen Zeromancer

Movies:


My favorite actors are: Stuart Townsend, Antonio Banderas, Edward Norton, and Johnny Depp.

The movies I enjoy are Action/Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Science Fiction and Fantasy, Horror/Thrillers, Mystery, and Documentary.

American History X
On_Line
My Little Eye
Head In The Clouds
Saw I/II
Interview With The Vampire
Secret Window
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Queen Of The Damned

Television:


Metalocalypse
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Viva La Bam
Jackass
Monty Python
Family Guy
Mad TV
Invader Zim
Chapelle's Show
South Park
Mind Of Menica
American Dad
Perfect Hair Forever
Crank Yankers
Shorties Watchin' Shorties
Trigger Happy TV
12 Oz. Mouse
Moral Orel

Books:


The Tale Of The Body Thief
Queen Of The Damned
The Vampire Lestat
Interview With The Vampire
Letters From The Earth
Dante's Inferno
Paradise Lost/Regained
And Then There Were None
Shattered Mirror
Demon In My View
Midnight Predator
In the Forests Of The Night
The Embrace
Lords Of Chaos
The Amityville Horror
Blood And Chocolate
Anything Edgar Allen Poe

Heroes:


These aren't really heros just people I enjoy:

Anne Rice
Edgar Allan Poe
Dante Alighieri
John Milton
Mark Twain
Stuart Townsend
Brian Posehn
Antonio Banderas
Edward Norton
William Shakespeare
Agatha Christie
Lewis Black
Johnny Depp
Amelia Atwater-Rhodes
John Stewart
Stephen Colbert