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matto

super funno

About Me

a pocket-sized snow robot. with cameras as eyes.
i recently went to the 3 vallee's, which is in franceland, and proceeded to ride my snowboard over roughly 25m of rock. suffice to say, its not very happy with me at the moment and we are not speaking.
i hope we patch things up before the brits .
in an effort to get fit i went swimming, hoping to find a new regime and get buff. after 20 lengths i decided to reward myself with a go on the slide and had an 'incident'. i now believe i have fractured my toe. exercise is for mugs.

My Interests

croquet
snowboarding
wakeboarding
wearing flip-flops & shorts
polaroids
beaches
medium format
trainers
skateboarding on tiny mini ramps
the smell of freshly cut grass
taking photographs

I'd like to meet:

all of the people in my friends section at the same time (they are bound to get on with each other) in a small village pub, over a nice roast dinner and a pint or two and talk about important subjects, such as 'what is the largest animal you think you could knock out with one punch?'

Music:

i like most songs that i know the lyrics to. so that seems to be most of them.
at the moment it happens to be shiny toy guns and the spinto band.

Movies:

lost in translation, ghostbusters 1 & 2, the life aquatic, the royal tenebaums, kiss kiss bang bang, bad ass big airs, i heart huckabees, closer, swingers, the castle, the labyrinth, garden state, little miss sunshine.

Television:

just some beat box cookery shows

and probably nip/tuck and family guy and things like that. light relief in todays super fast internet driven media news update onslaught.

Books:

just read 8 of the ian fleming james bond books. of these eight, i have finished 3 of them at exactly seven minutes past midninght...

0:07

spooky coincidence.

currently reading 'out of the ordinary' by jon ronson

Heroes:

people who are able to stay in touch with people... i am rubbish at this and i know it.