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The Cubs Fan's Guide To Happiness

Beer Will Make It Better!

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The Cubs Fan's Guide To Happiness is a revolutionary new book written by George Ellis, co-founder and managing editor of The Heckler , a satirical Chicago sports publication.

The Guide is jam-packed with principles every Chicago Cubs fan lives by--and if these people can be happy, anyone can. Chapters include:

There's Always Next Year
Beer Will Make It Better!,,
Everybody Needs a Scapegoat (or Even Just a Goat)
It's Not Over Until You're Mathematically Eliminated
Winning Really Isn't Everything
Loyaltiness is Next to Godliness
At Least You're Not a Sox Fan
The Power of Low Expectations
15 Habits of Highly Happy Cubs Fans
*Plus special sections, practical applications and more!


The Cubs Fan's Guide To Happiness also features more than 25 original, exclusive illustrations like these:

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TOP 10 WORST HOLIDAY GIFTS FOR CUBS FANS

10) Anything That Doesn't Have A Cubs Logo On It  Luckily the Cubs have found a way to slap their logo on every product imaginable, from t-shirts to leather recliners to cutlery sets. But if you do h...
Posted by The Cubs Fan's Guide To Happiness on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 01:43:00 PST

READ AN EXCERPT FROM CHAPTER 1: THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR

Chapter 1: There's Always Next Year (TANY)Or next week. Or next whatever. That's the beauty of having the Cubs fan mentality. What happened last time around has no bearing on what could happen in the ...
Posted by The Cubs Fan's Guide To Happiness on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 07:31:00 PST

COMING IN MARCH -- A REVOLUTIONARY NEW CUBS BOOK

The Internet. Religion. The psychic hotline. You've looked everywhere for the secret to true happiness. Now your search is finally over, thanks to The Cubs Fan's Guide To Happiness, a powerful book th...
Posted by The Cubs Fan's Guide To Happiness on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 07:23:00 PST

READ AN EXCERPT FROM CHAPTER 6: LOYALTINESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS

Chapter 6: Loyaltiness Is Next to GodlinessNobody likes a traitor. Whether you're an international spy who turns on your native country, or a Chicago Cubs fan who decides to start cheering for the St....
Posted by The Cubs Fan's Guide To Happiness on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 07:36:00 PST