Greetings my name is Stalin-Wan Kenobi, I would donate blood but its filled with too many metaclorians and it would be too kick ass for anyone to recieve. My ideologies of communism are greatly appreciated throughout the galaxy. I can force push your ass really far if you piss me off. My Jedi robe has a high thread count so most of the time im free ballin so if I ever face you in a lightsaber battle, look out! you just might get t-bagged when I do a force jump over your weak ass.
