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Daniel

I'm not a psychopath, I just like guns.

About Me

Programmer / Rocker / Mad Scientist

My Interests

One time I drew a picture of a dragon and I thought it was so cool that I set up a booth at a farmers market to try and sell it. That was 15 years ago. I still have the picture. My life is a hollow lie.

I'd like to meet:

Already met. So quit stalking me with your clown noses and your electric toothbrushes and your satellite defense systems.

Music:

Harcore, Grindcore, Sludgecore, Mathcore, Poopcore, Suspensecore, etc, and intellectual art rock like Metric, Mars Volta, and The Cancer Conspiracy. Oh also I like some stuff from Winger.

Movies:

Anything that is not a musical or a chick flick and doesn't suck.

Television:

I love reality shows because watching other people deal with their trivial life problems is a great way for me to ignore my own.

Books:

MySpace For Dummies, 3rd edition.

Heroes:

Tha Ol Dirty Bastard

My Blog

Me

I am fascinating. I am so fucking fascinating that you want to read every word I write. I am an expert because I say I am, and you must accept that as the truth because there is a law that requires ...
Posted by Daniel on Tue, 09 May 2006 06:39:00 PST