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rachel.

someday they'll build monuments for us.

About Me

when i was growing up my family had a cat named spock. the older i get the more awesome i think that is.

My Interests

world peace. good talks. swearing like a sailor. witty comebacks. childish humor. being lazy in good company. people who can put me in my place. giving people stupid nicknames. being from the lower forty eight. driving with no destination. life changing realizations. getting drunk and telling strangers i won my fifth grade spelling bee. being able to out-argue most anyone. adventures. annoying people by singing showtunes.

I'd like to meet:

bono.

Music:

ryan adams. counting crows. glassjaw. bright eyes. badly drawn boy. death cab. modest mouse. the format. bob dylan. coldplay. pulp. jimmy eat world. cursive. thursday. pedro the lion. the cure. lucinda williams. the old 97s. oasis. iron and wine. kind of like spitting. john vanderslice. radiohead. maritime. muse. the mountain goats. sigur ros. copeland. thrice. hot rod circuit. the faint. the cardigans. nada surf. rancid. the smiths. billy joel. gunsnroses. the boy least likely to. simon & garfunkle. the good life. rilo kiley. sufjan stevens. the beatles. the shins. interpol. rocky votolato. jets to brazil. willie nelson. the beach boys. brand new. peter gabriel. wilco. bruce springsteen. third eye blind. etc etc etc.

Movies:

finding neverland. eternal sunshine. american beauty.

Television:

shitty reality shows. roseanne. sex and the city. law and order. quantum leap. the office. anything on the travel channel and/or history channel.

Books:

lately i'm really fascinated by biographies of historical figures.

My Blog

dear person that stole my social security number and used it to get a credit card:

please die. slowly.love,rachel.edit:bitch got eight years in prison. hell yes.
Posted by rachel. on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:17:00 PST

to my friends.

i have had numerous people inquiring about me being MIA lately.although it may seem that i have dropped off the face of the earth, i am, in fact, still alive.i am just incredibly, obnoxiously busy as ...
Posted by rachel. on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 09:38:00 PST

no subject.

i'm sick. too sick. i don't know how i got sick....i've been practically od-ing on vitamin c as of late, and yet i still have managed to contract the cold of all colds. somehow. only i could do such a...
Posted by rachel. on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:35:00 PST

photographs.

chipmunk cheeks.legoland.legoland part deux.i was amazed by the sheer randomness of this.matt lives next door to the brooklyn legion of doom. serious.halloween costumes.we were the golden girls.and we...
Posted by rachel. on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 01:13:00 PST

so bored i want to die a little.

You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?we each pay our own. that way its fair.Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?fucking wyoming. i hate that piece of shit. the other day some kid...
Posted by rachel. on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:56:00 PST

stupid.

stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid shit lately.
Posted by rachel. on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 07:33:00 PST

august.

it was a good one.random seattle weekend.i find this to be one of the most hilarious pictures ever taken.the guy that took the picture told us to say "whale testicles." thus, our expressions.rach and ...
Posted by rachel. on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 03:55:00 PST

my birthday.

so i had the amazing experience of going to one of the many doctor appointments that have taken over my life on my birthday. this time they did a pelvic exam and took six viles of blood to check my li...
Posted by rachel. on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:51:00 PST

july.

pictures from the rest of the month.rachel's bachelorette dinner:warped tour:there was a guy with a gasmask dancing on the rv.portland bbq.sunburnt cranky face.i look like a possessed 5 year old. with...
Posted by rachel. on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 08:26:00 PST

i have to be at the airport in four hours.

no chance of sleep tonight, so time for some random, meandering nonsense.i've been super busy as of late. on top of working excessively i've been all over the fucking place it feels like. took a trip ...
Posted by rachel. on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 12:43:00 PST