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Dave Bonds

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Why come we should put toilet water on the crops?

I hope that our new president, Not Sure, will be able to fix the cominey. We runnin out of burrito coverins. Lots of starvin bullshit.I like money and sex, but the cominey sux. Even when I'm watchin m...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:18:00 GMT

The infamous dissapearing man!

To whom it may concern; If you haven't been reached in recent days by me, please be assured that I'm running my ass off. I'm actually quite happy about my living situation at the moment, but I have be...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 23:05:00 GMT

You cant afford it.

So, I guess the DOW stocks fell some five hundred points today. Something to the tune of a bank filing bankruptcy, because of forclosures on ARM mortgage contract loans.  So far, this is the...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:22:00 GMT

To hell with this.

Fuck animals. I hate them. I hate the birds that won't shut up at 4am until daylight. I hate the woodpecker that has religiously made a mating call bell out of my chiminey at 5am. I hate cleaning up f...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 03:11:00 GMT

A warranty specialist will be with me shortly!

Excellent! Like many other Americans, I too can benefit from extending the warranty on my vehicle to offset costly repair bills! I have been informed of such exciting and pro-active opportunities many...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:12:00 GMT

I hate my keyboard.

There is a key on my keyboard, somewhere down on the left bottom corner that, accompanied with another letter key, is a hotkey command to go back in my web browser. My hands are big, so I rest th...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 10:22:00 GMT

A bit of field research regarding bliss vs. ignorance...

There are a lot of factors to consider when determining life. The reasons for it, of it and where it exists. While I'm not going to go into the numbers of them, one of them which I don't believe ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 13:27:00 GMT

Transformers the Movie

Much to my surprise and maybe yours, I don't think I will be seeing this movie. I have a long winded description of what it means to me and what kind of exploitation this shit debacle has become to me...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 04:29:00 GMT

One good reason...

Okay, before I ask of anyone's opinions regarding the following matters, I have to note this as a disclaimer; this is not a means of passive aggression or sarcasm projected toward ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 07:20:00 GMT

Photoshop is the devil.

I have a thesis that I have conducted leading to the conclusion that Photoshop is the devil. As some of you know, most of my artwork is prepped for screen printing. And weather or not you know what th...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:16:00 GMT