a summary of my life in 45 questions (boredom) |
1. How tall are you barefoot?5'11.5" (damn that half-inch)
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?Seriously, no.
3. Do you own a gun?No. My method of murder of choice is smothering.
4. Who's your best fr...
Posted by on Sun, 14 May 2006 10:50:00 GMT |
read my lips |
well well, i guess it's time for a shambolic shower of scripted speak hardly amounting to a triumphant return to the superinformationhighway. i've only gone and updated my page and everything. a dista...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 08:44:00 GMT |
new words, motherfuckers |
it's been a while, as that tit from "staind" once crooned.
more than one year has flown away since dave of the rock flew the nest of greater manchester in a flurry of tears and hard rock sweat. it'...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Apr 2005 14:59:00 GMT |
in 5 days time... |
...i'll have been darn sarf for 6 whole months. half a year. madness. time doth fly. i thought i'd put a few words together to mark the occasion, survey the scene as it were...
today, a heav...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:55:00 GMT |
my pleasant holiday oop north |
here is a short/long list of the things i enjoyed about my last 12 days. feel free to read them all. or maybe just one or two if you're pushed for time.
1. leeds festival lager-sponsored string ves...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Sep 2004 15:01:00 GMT |
so yeah, office LIFE |
i've just discovered i'm getting quite in sync with this modern office life - i recently found myself in the position of being questioned as to whether our latest figures will be available by the end ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jul 2004 14:13:00 GMT |
