Joshua profile picture

Joshua

Melt Yourself To The Sun and Dance With The Light!

About Me

Hi MySpace Buddies!
I just redesigned my profile so I hope you like it!! Please feel free to kick back and enjoy the wonderous experience that is my page. Gain a bit of purity reading one of my blogs, catch jokes looking at my wild profile pics and if you don't know me, take your steady hand and click on that "Add to Friends" button!!
Now for those of you who don't know me, the name is Josh. In reality I have two aliases. No 1 Swamp Tony. While you may think that is a bit strange, rumour has it I was conceived by a Lady in a Lake, and when my curly locks got webbed in sewage, Josh became Swamp Tony
The second alias I hold is that of Harvey Webstein. Again rumors are floating around that due to my heavy use of net surfing and computer skills, I some how had a face-off with former Miramax boss Harvey Weinsten. As I started putting my time into buying web stock, me and Harvey combined. The result; Harvey Webstein!
So people enjoy yourselves and if you know of any good sewage spots, or if you are a bit short of webspace... BE IN TOUCH!
..

My Interests

In n Out, Fatburger, The Apple Pan, Kulu Kulu, Cafe Japan, Cinema, Filmmaking, Sales, Targets, Women, 1970s Pornographgy, Sneakers, Perms, Nintendo, Reading, The Net, ARSENAL

I'd like to meet:

Salesmen. I love salesmen. I am a salesman at heart. I want to hear about your targets. Have you got targets? Are you the target?
Women. I want to meet you. I want to write love songs about you and spill red wine over the lyrics. Be in touch
Filmmakers. I want to make movies, particularly blue movies, but I want to make films. I am a filmmaker, I have made a few shorts. Some half shorts. In fact most of my shorts are incomplete... a bit like cut off Jeans
Burgers. If you are above 6oz and fresh, and dont spit too much when you griddle, I want to meet you!

Music:

Sufjan Stevens, Fairport Convention, People Under The Stairs, MF Doom, Donovan, Fleetwood Mac, Common, Pete Rock & CL Smooth, Outkast, Vetiver, Beirut, Joanna Newsom, Regina Spektor, Jennny Lewis, Tunng, Adem, Triosk, Jim O'Rourke, Neil Young, Gram Parsons, Frank Zappa, John Coltrane, Kurt Rosenwinkel, Herbie Hancock, Ahmad Jamal, The Isley Brothers, Bob James, Dave Grusin, Kenny Loggins, Michael McDonald, The Doobie Brothers, Hall & Oates, Christopher Cross, Steely Dan, Donald Fagen, Beach House, Xela, Karen Dalton, The Sea and Cake, Sam Prekop, Archer Prewitt, Junior Boys, Mark Turner, Sonic Youth, Phelan Sheppard, RF, Rickard Jarveling, Boduf Songs, Songs of Green Pheasant, Susumu Yokota, Jessica Bailiff, Charalambides, Joan As Police Woman, Cyann & Ben, Part Timer, Svarte Greiner, Christopher Willits, Ryan Teague, Max Richter, Corker/Conboy, Johann Johannsson, Helios, A Hawk and Hacksaw, Fridge, Cortney Tidwell, Clogs, Mountaineer, The Memory Band, Benoît Pioulard, Christina Carter, Deerhoof, Panda Bear, Hannu, Selda, J. Rawls, Lone Catalysts, Rosie Thomas, Amiina, People Press Play, Elegi, Taylor Deupree, Early Songs, Skallander, Cokiyu, Seabear, Tenniscoats, Rameses III, Burial, Samamidon, Sir Richard Bishop, James Blackshaw, Stars of the Lid, Fennesz, To Kill A Petty Bourgoisie, Grizzly Bear

Movies:

The Roaring Twenties, Raging Bull, Angel at My table, Barton fink, Happiness, Palindromes, Kung Fu Hustle, Chinatown, Bottle rocket, Living in Oblivion, Duck Soup, A night at the Opera, The wild bunch, A short film about killing, David Lynch, The Coen Bros, Bruce Campbell....lots more!!

Television:

Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm and Twin Peaks...thats all you need!

Books:

A Confedaracy of Dunces, The Wind Up Bird Chronicle, The White Cities, A Million Little Pieces, Outwiting History, Death and the Penguin, Hangover Square, The New York Trilogy, Kitchen, Naive Super, Ask the Dust, Oracle Night, Into The Miso Soup, Bleak House

Heroes:

Joel and Ethan Coen, Ray Parlour, Owen Wilson, Martin Scorsese, Charlie Kaufmann

My Blog

Fucking Gerkins

There is no finer way to spend a lunch break than tucking into a hot Salt Beef Sandwich. That soft, almost beetroot coloured beef, thickly sliced on to rye bread and smothered with mustard, topped wit...
Posted by Joshua on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 08:47:00 PST

Symbolism

So here is the deal. It's about 23:05 when I return home tonight. It's been a pretty standard evening, in fact a pretty standard day. Apart from the Ostrich Burger I consumed for lunch, you couldnt a...
Posted by Joshua on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 03:59:00 PST

Blogged

Hello Again!I trust everything is cool in everyone elses spaces. Truth be told, I am pretty comfortable in my space, although all my new friends are making my little space that much tighter!! Don't wo...
Posted by Joshua on Tue, 16 May 2006 01:14:00 PST

About time for another one

Its weird how my blogging existence works. I have highlighted a few issues about my life in previous blogs and have discussed at great length my attitudes towards them, but when I actually get round t...
Posted by Joshua on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 10:41:00 PST

The Next Chapter

So Friends, I return to what is officially my second fully fledged blog entry. My In n Out entry that you will see now was written last year so it doesnt really count, and my Michael McDonald blog was...
Posted by Joshua on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 11:46:00 PST

In n Out

Here is something I wrote last year. Thanks to Alexander for digging it up I thought it was lost forever: The '60s: a great time for rock n roll, sex and all kinds of psycadelic drugs in the United ...
Posted by Joshua on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 11:23:00 PST

What a Fool Believes

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you the greatest song ever recorded. What Michael McDonald and Kenny Loggins were smoking when they wrote this I don't know, BUT I WANT SOME!!! ...
Posted by Joshua on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 12:24:00 PST

My First Blog

Today, I had an epiphany. I realized that despite being an over zealous Internet user, I had never written a Blog. In fact, to make matters even more shocking, I had not done anything to make my MySpa...
Posted by Joshua on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 12:18:00 PST