Standing by, All the way.
Here to help you through your day.
Holding you up,
When you are weak,
Helping you find what it is you seek.
Catching your tears,
When you cry.
Pulling you through when the tide is high.
Just being there,
Through thick and thin,
All just to say, you are my friend.
♥

You dont love a woman because she is beautiful...............she's beautiful because you love her!
THINGS I LIKE
things i like
SUN RISE
♥SUN SET♥
SUNDAYS
THE SMELL OF PETROL
LYNX AFRICA

WHITE CLOTHES

FUNKY SHOES
LAUGHING
MAKINGS PEOPLE LAUGH - ITS THE BEST FEELING SEENING SOME ONE SMILE BECAUSE OF YOU
ARMANI WHITE
ART
GRAFFITI/STREET ART
this picture is drawn on the pavement
STARS
THE SMELL AFTER ITS BEEN RAINING
SUDDEN RAIN BITS ON HOT DAYS
STORMS
WEIRD SHIT
SLOBBY JUMPERS
EASTENDERS
PETER KAY
ALLY FROM WORK
THAT LOVLEY NERVOUS TINGLY FEELING THAT YOU GETIN YOUR STOMACH
ORCHIDS ARE MY FAVOURITE FLOWER
SLEEPING
GOING OUT ON DAY TRIPS WITH PEOPLE FROM THE BAY
FARTING
BELCHING
BEING RIGHT
BITCHING
MY BED
HUGS
MY STEREO
FREE DRINKS IN THE PUB
PARTIES
GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN
GULLIBEL PEOPLE MAKE ME LAUGH
READING MY HOROSCOPE
BEING ABLE TO DRIVE
DONNER KEBABS
PHOTOGRAPHY
CANDLES
PEOPLE WHO ARE SLOW MAKE ME LAUGH
THE SEACROFT
CARS
MOTORBIKES
GETTING PAID
VOKDA
THE WORD SAUSAGE
SOUTHERN COMFORT
STEAM ROOMS
HOW HARRY GETS CONFUSED
HATS
INTERNET SHOPPING/SHOPPING IN GENRAL
CORONA EXTRA
NIVEA PEARL AND SHINE LIP CARE
FRENCH KNICKERS
SILENCE
HOT WEATHER
GETTING DRUNK ON TBAY BEACH
TBAY BEACH IN GENRAL
THE COLOUR OF THE TREES IN AUTUM
BIRD SONG.... NOT SEAGULS
LONG WALKS
SENERY
THINGS I DONT LIKE
things i dont like

DONT SEND MR PERVERTED MESSAGES
PEOPLE WHO SMELL
PEOPLE WHO MOAN ALL THE TIME... GET A FUCKING GRIP
MAKING MY PROFILE BECAUSE IT TOOK SO FUCKING LONG
WHEN MY CAR WONT START
BITING MY NAILS
WHEN THE INTERNET DOESNT CONNECT
PEOPLE WHO THINK THERE 'HARD AS FUCK'....GROW UP THE FUCK PLEASE!
WHEN IM NOT DRUNK AND EVERYONE ELSE IS
GETTING OLDER...I DONT WANT RESONSBILITES
HOW TAX GOES UP EVERY YEAR
WIND....WHATS IS THE PIONT?
WHEN THE BATTERY DIES ON MY MOBILE PHONE, WETHER I NEED TO USE IT OR NOT!
SKINNY JEANS
THE FACT THAT THE TAXI RATE GOES UP AFTER MIDNIGHT
THE FACT THAT IT TAKES ME FUCKIN AGES TO WALK HOME DRUNK!
HANGOVERS
SELFISH PEOPLE
CABBAGE...UCH!
RAW ONIONS
PEOPLE WHO SEND YOU SHITTY MESSAGES LIKE 'HOLLA AT ME GIRL'! OR 'HEY U WANNA MEET ME GURL'... ACCTUALY NO I FUCKING DONT!!
MEXICAN HOT CRISPS

I HAVE NO TIME FOR PEOPLE WHO GO ALL 'LOVED UP' WITH ME WHEN THEY ARE ON DRUGS...GET OUT OF MY FACE!

GENRAL STUFF
genral stuff

do not fucking insult me for no reason...i will not stand for it!

I am a nice, fun, bubbly person!

If you are one of my friends i will laught at your expence and i would expect you to do the same back!

I AM A SPAR BITCH

I like to get drunk....i do it to make other people intresting

I like cooking

I like indian and chinese food

I can get pretty moody

I think life is to short

I dont like it when people are 'clingy'.... get off me you leach!!!

I CAN READ, DESPITE WHAT PEOPLE SAY!

I like to be Spontaneous

I can't spell very well (althought i do try)

My mouth likes to work before my brain engages

THINGS THAT BOTHER ME
things that bother me

ADVICE SLIPS
In what meaningful sence does a recipt from a cashpoint constitute advise? all it says is that you havent got any money and also 'cash machine' is also a misleading word; it sounds like an amazing mechanical device that gives you free money!
BUT ITS NOT!

ALPHA MALES
Men who sit there like they have two prickly pinapples for bollocks, and think they are god's gift to women.........no your not!

Baby Name books
most of the name are tones like Hadrian, dylis, mortimer and Adolf
People who brag about e-mails
The people who 'complain' about how many messages they get sent, especilly after they get back of holiday- "im still ploughing through them!" Yes well done. YOUR REALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT!

Il Divo
Itallian for 'The divs'

Celebrity magazines
'shes too FAT!!' 'Wait shes too skinny! 'Or is she so utterly FANTASTIC its not true!?' 'NO! shes a slapper with SWEAT patches!'
for fuck sake make up your minds

Food advice
Eat your fucking greens or you will die!!!!

Loyalty cards
If you have both a barcalycard and shop at sainsburys and therefor have a nectar card, you can spend £12,000 on shit from sainsburys and recieve and baseball cap from sainsburys with the nectar logo on it! but yo do have to pay postage thats only fair!

Stand up comedy of the 2020's
do you remember turkey twizzlers?

slobs
People who will get of there sorry arse to look for the television remote because they cant be bothered to get up and change the tv channel manually

People who say its always in the last place you look
Of course it fucking is you wouldnt keep looking after you have found it!!

GlAMxLYTS