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Benji

benjilanpher

About Me

Hi, I'm Benji, I'm an alcohalic... I like beer, wine, beer mixed with wine, you name it. Umm I'm about 5'1 260 I usually get around by rolling, I stopped wiping 3 years ago to save trees, I also don't shower or do laundry.. I use febreeze. Let's see here, I like the scent of cats urine (for some reason it's just pleasing to me), I lost my left eye when I was 5 from a whip while I was working as lion bait in the circus. I moved here to Santa Cruz to escape my abusive girlfriend and her abusive boyfriend, I could handle her having him around but using me as their sex toy was a little much. So I cut my leash they had me on and escaped from my kennel and somehow ended up here. Now I work at numerous places as a human speed bump, I work under the name of Beatrice on weekends, and I enjoy giving free upper thigh massages. Well, that's about it... This profile was edited with The CricketSoda Myspace Editor SHIREHOUSE UPDATE! The company has come a long way these last 3 months. We have sold out of our first 100 shirts, if you bought, got one, stole one, I apologize for the instant attraction of the opposite sex the minute you put it on. The next batch will come with a beating stick and a helmet to beat these mongrels off! If you have not yet gotten a shirt let me know, we will be printing the next ta da's soon! The last month we've been working our butt cheeks off on the Shirehouse website. The website will feature the art of twelve shirehouse artists and over 150 pictures of their masterfull creations. It will also play host to eight years of good times, pranks, skits, riots, party's, skating, surfing, publc humiliation, and orgasmic pleasure all caught on tape and buffed out for you to drop your jaw to. Please hold tight, eight years of mayhem is being documented into stories, pictures, and videos. So in the meantime grab 20 bucks, get naked, strap on your fanny packs, run to the store and buy yourself a keyboard guard for the sploogtastic times you're about to have looking at our website! TA ta -Shirehouse

My Interests

BENJI'S FACT OF THE DAY: I was hatched, not born.There are sooo many things I like. Filming and Editing, Surfing, Falling and breaking my wrist so I don't have to work, I like long walks on short piers. SARCASM. Traveling is always good, having fun kicks ass, you kick ass, showering is good, food - ohhh i like food, I would like to take a moment to thank you for being interested in my interests. Hmm.. I like Hot babes raaarrr, I like to smell my food before I eat it, Like the word plethra, I like living here in paradise with my super duper friends, and i like making bread in my kiln in the backyard at sunset with my shirt off all greased up with the fresh herbs and spices I grow in my garden. target="_blank"

I'd like to meet:

You

Music:

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Movies:

Anything and everything by Shirehouse Entertainment!!

Television:

Bought mine for 100 bucks from a friend, 27 incher, grey, good sound, pretty good picture, a little bit a' beer spillage on it but it runs great.

Books:

I have a bookshelf with many leather bound books that make me look smart, I have read the titles of all of them and I could even tell you the author of a few.

Heroes:

Did you ever know that you're my heeeerooo

My Blog

Hollywood Mayhem, ANTIDOTE/L.A GUNS

WARNING: This is a long one, please ensure proper seating, posture, and lubricant.We hit the strip thursday night shortly after arriving in Hollywood for the Antidote/ L.A GUNS show. Pretty basic ni...
Posted by Benji on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 04:10:00 PST

Casting For Antidote Music Video

Are you over waiting for the 21st century to live up to it's hype? Flying cars, Jetson style houses, vacation homes on the moon... Rather be living the times when Acid washed jeans, kinked hair, neon...
Posted by Benji on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 06:07:00 PST

PLEASE SEND YOUR PHOTOS TO SHIREHOUSE!

So we've been workin' hard labor style on the Shirehouse website day and night and things are lookin' SHpectacular! I've noticed many of your pages have pictures of us, with us, of you at our house a...
Posted by Benji on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 03:38:00 PST

Rad Girls on Fuse T.V!

We've done it! No really, we really did it this time! Rad Girls as of about 24 hours ago was bought by Fuse T.V!!! What does this mean!? Well it means our public humiliation, crazy antics and misb...
Posted by Benji on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 03:54:00 PST

Mavericks of Oz!

What happened was just this! My alarm began to twitch, the sound high pitched, jumped out of bed and into the kitchen to make three om el ettes, Oh they tasted great and energized my day at Mav er ic...
Posted by Benji on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 03:42:00 PST

January 28th Party at the Shire

OK so the party got a little out of hand. I just tried my best to clean up after Shire Houses 3rd indoor water fight. It was a good night, everything went according as planned. Our new pet scorpio...
Posted by Benji on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 05:45:00 PST

Shirehouse Site straight ahead!

Arrr... The much anticipated Shirehouse Entertainment website is in the making as we speak! Soon there will be a place to let go of all that matters and join us for some good dirty fun and entertainm...
Posted by Benji on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 04:44:00 PST

Shirehouse is Blowing up a Car!!! Round 2

For those of who know and those who may not be as informed... A couple years ago I blew up my car after a month of beating it to hell to say goodbye to my friends before moving to Santa Cruz. The car...
Posted by Benji on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 02:05:00 PST