WE'RE SORRY MODEL A04M IS CURRENTLY EXPERIENCE THE FOLLOWING DEFAULTS AND IS NOT CURRENTLY UNDER MASS PRODUCTION
tinnitus
A constant high pitch drone is ever present.
bruxism
Compulsively reorganizes the day into an inner logic inconsistent with that of reality causing stress from axiomatic tension.
dysthymia
Outwardly acceptable parameters which are coupled with a high level of signal impedance. Behavior is affected cyclically due to unknown cause.
synesthesia
Noise is particularly distorted in this models receptors. Direct verbal connection is difficult to maintain if coupled with harmony or rhythm, but often the distortion patterns associated with this model (including direct color transcription) can be quite beautiful.