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Lets see, about me... My name is Myke (Yes that is a "y"). I'm 29 years old, living on Long Island. I like Video games, Music, art, history, Computers, food, sleeping, breathing etc. I currently work at a Bank, But i've also been a mall employee (pity me) and worked for WLIR (Miss ya!). I also Work on Cars and build computers. I'm 5'11" and 140lbs in case ya wondering. I also study and practice Tarot and Astrology, along with other things. I've traveled to many places, London, Paris, and Ireland. I Survived 13 years of Catholic school (pity me again!) I Graduated Nassau College on May 20th 2001 with an associates in Arts. I've also written 2 books, and am currently writing my Autobiography. IM me on AIM as Myke516 or on Yahoo Messenger as Myke5161. - - -"Ever Bound to the Principles of Truth, Love and Courage" - - -Rules of Engagement - Please Read1. I dont accept "friends me's" from people that live halfway across the country or right next door for that matter, if you dont at least send me a message or two first. You must talk to me at least!!! No, I am not here to make you the most popular person in the myspace universe (that posistion has already been filed by ME hehe j/k), nor am I here to help your sorry ass become what you think is a "Model" or "actress" or whatever you think you are. This is a place to comunicate and to meet new friends, old friends, lovers, enemies etc. I am not here for your popularity contest!2. Bands... why are you here? Go play. Unless I know your band and actually like your band, you wont find much support here. I dont need my inbox slammed with your petty requests. I support local artists, dont get me wrong, but I have to know you a bit more to put you on my friends list3. Sex crazed females that I have no idea who you are... stop hounding me. I am tired of getting "you so hot" or "ware you at" or "you mad fly lookin" or whatever other sorts of sorry excuses for hit ons in my inbox daily. Some of you are like 12 anyway so go away. I am here for anything but that doesnt mean I am going to date you meet you or whatever with you.4. On that subject, yes I do happen to have many friends that also happen to be of the Female persuasion. Many of my friends are girls but I dont have many girlfriends! Hence I am not a player or a cheater or a pimp or whatever retarted things you can think up with next. If you cant seem to understand, its your loss, not mine.5. I periodicly go on searches looking for cool people that I'd like to talk to, both guys and girls. But Guys, I am not gay so calm down homophobes. Not every guy that wants to talk to another guy on myspace is gay (less then 5% of the american population is homosexual) ... and girls, get over yourself, I am not looking to dive into your pants, I am looking to dive into your heart as a friend. I dont care if you have a Boyfriend or what ever I just look for cool peoples to talk to every now and then. I really shouldnt have to say any of this...6. Webcam Chicks... go to hell, nuff said.7. If you randomly E-mail me and I dont know you and you want to talk about anything, I will! I dont turn people away because I dont know them, that would be stupid. Keep the dialouge going and we'll become friends, and thats what its all about.8. Use proper grammar please. Spelling doesnt count but I am tired of reading entire emails about any subject that reads like "Yo wht da deel? u goin to brew or sum sum sum place 2nite, & if soo wen @????!!?11?1" This isnt a text message people! I dont speak freaky deeky Moron!9. Ok here it comes... Drinking. Now, I'm not against drinking, I am not a huge fan of drunkeness however. I find it very unattractive to see myspace pages that every single picture is of them drunk off their ass, drinking, or "pregaming" what ever the hell that means. Listen lushes, we all like to have a good time, but showing the world that you are a drunk is not what most guys look for. You put yourself down like that.10. Clothing! Come on! Damn! This one shouldnt have to be said either, but here it goes. This goes out to both Genders too. Ladies, prancing around you digital cam half naked in all of your pics is not bright. One or a two, ok, we all have our own sexy pics (I have a thing for Lingerie.. I concider that completely acceptible for ladies to wear in pics ;) But if your entire myspace is dedicated to your sexiness (or apparent lack thereof) thats just sad. Do you do anything else in life besides try and look sexy? Do you collect stamps maybe? Tell us about your family and friends. What to do you like to watch on TV? Read a good book latley? Do more then just try to give every myspace guy a hard on, ok? And Guys... put a damn shirt on!!!! its seems that 1 out of every 5 guys on myspace has his main pic shirtless. No one wants to count your abs. Guys put your shirts on, we all know that men also have nipples, thanks for sharing! This also brings me to my next rant... Wear decent clothing! No pjs! I CANT STAND seeing girls wearing PJs in public... I think that is so damn trashy. Put some jeans on or something, you arent 12 anymore. Anyway thats more in life then it is on myspace so I am just rambling!Anyway I dont mean to sound harsh, becuase thats what I am not about, but these are just some tibits of things I've picked up over the years, so a little thinking goes a long way! Love ya all though!

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The Slow Dancer

Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer ( DGLD )

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Your exact male opposite:

The Hornivore


Random Brutal Sex Master

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My Blog

Concerning Online & Offline Dating

Online dating versus Offline dating. Which is better? That's a question I've raised to myself on more then one occasion. This work however is more of a collection of the stories that you, my friends, ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 22:23:00 GMT

A poem of Madness and Dementia

Madness   There was this bird at the store and he was talking to the rock. 45. That number hurts things and the kitten told me that there was a fire in a shoe the other day. Muffins sing of wha...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 20:16:00 GMT

Suffering

SufferingSuffering is comprised of but two elements. The desire, need or want, and the void or difference of that which is. The greater the difference of what one desires and what actually is, the gre...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 18:36:00 GMT

From Twilight to Starlight...

From Twilight to StarlightFrom twilight to starlight, from moonrise to sunset, from the peak of the highest mountain to the basin of the lowest valley, from the largest of cities man has made to the s...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 19:09:00 GMT

Vacation Trips

So, I've been a busy little beaver this week now that I'm on vacation. So far this week I've been to Old Bethpage Village Restoration, The American Museum of Natural History in NYC, and Atlantis Marin...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 19:33:00 GMT

Where are you...

Where are you? You are supposed to be here by now. I have waited so long for you, but you have not come. You were promised to me, my Angel. But you are not here. I long for the day in which I will com...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 22:17:00 GMT

Truth, Love and Courage

Truth .. Love .. CourageBy Myke HoffmanWhat is Truth: Truth is the cornerstone of Honesty and the forbearer of Honor and Justice. Truth is about know what is right and wrong, and what must be done to...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 16:58:00 GMT

40 things you may or may not know about me!

Here's some stuff about me you may or may not already know about me. Enjoy!1. My Initials are M.P.H. like Miles per hour2. My Middle name is Patrick3. Since 1996 when I started driving, I've driven ov...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 22:33:00 GMT

Rough week

So this last week is another reason why I hate Semptember. The other night one of my Cavies died. I didnt notice anything wrong with her untill it was to late. I came home yesterday evening and saw he...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 22:50:00 GMT

My New Cavies!

Hey all! Sorry for my general quietness the past few days, but i've been busy with my two new babies! I got two new Cavies (Guinea Pigs)! They are awesome! They chirp and squeek and purr! Its hard to ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 21:55:00 GMT