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About Me

1) I earn a shit wage flapping burgers, but at least it's something. I'm still pretty limited though, I spend money like a fucking madman.
2) I've scored a goal in football which people have acknowledged to be 'Ameobi-like' (two now!).
3) I'd fucking love to go on Takeshi's Castle.
4) I go to Thomas More Sixth Form and in a nutshell; I do nowt.
5) I'm a pretty civil person, if I do say so myself - here's my MSN: [email protected] - Accepting everyone bar nonses and paranoid schizophrenics!

Jimmy Nail

"I've got the perfect plan," said Jimmy, "I'd hide up a tree and wait for the murderer to walk past, then jump out and shout 'Bastaaad!' Then I'd run faster than a train and chase him in a hot air balloon."

My Interests

Football, Boxing, Badminton, Lasses, Going out and about with mates. Chicken Balti Pies from Canatrice Bakers, how the fuck they make them so good is beyond me.

I'd like to meet:

Pete Doherty and Carl BarÃ¢t, in a dimly lit room, consisting of a razor and two guitars.
Jimmy Nail - So I could talk to him. Oh the excitement. I've been told I'm quite a similar person to his character of Oz in Auf Weidersehen Pet too... An outspoken dimwitted nutcase. Sounds about right aye?
Joe Cartoon:

Music:

Pete Doherty & Carl BarÃ¢t (Babyshambles, The Libertines & Dirty Pretty Things) and LOADS of other stuff I can't be arsed to name.

Movies:

..Lucky Number Slevin, Rocky Movies, Shoreshank Redemption, Stir Crazy, Scarface, The Krays, The Godfather, Goodfellas, the Departed, The Longest Yard (Burt Reynolds and Vinnie Jones), Where Eagles Dare, Bad Boys 1 & 2! The Warriors.

Television:

Football when it's on, follow leagues worldwide.
The Bill, is the dogs bollocks OK!!
Fresh Prince of Bel Aire... Oh yes!
The Contender fo' sho'!
Sakio Bika and Paul Smith on series III, legends!
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Sakio Bika vs Donny McCrary

Books:

Newcastle's True Faith fanzine if that counts like!
Pete Doherty: The Last of the Rock Romantics
Jose Calzaghe: No Ordinary Joe
Frank Bruno: Fighting Back

Heroes:

Peter Doherty & Carl BarÃ¢t - 'The Likely Lads'.
They inpire and bring out some creativity from the inner depths of my brain. When I can be bothered of course.

My Blog

"SUCK BRICK KID!!!"

Home Alone kicks any other movies arse fairly convincingly, it must be said.
Posted by Jobaz, like! on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 07:26:00 PST

I am doing my bit for those less fortunate

Since I am a regular punctual attender of my Business class on a Friday morning... And I have a great deal of knowledge on the subject... I decided to make my own loan company for homeless people (aka...
Posted by Jobaz, like! on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:54:00 PST

My sister...

Just stood on my advent calendar. Understandably, I am not best pleased. P.S.: On blog categories I don't understand why there isn't one called 'boring, random shit', as about every 9 out of 10 blogs ...
Posted by Jobaz, like! on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 11:15:00 PST

Animal Rights Activists

I agree with nost of their craic, but some of it is complete and utter bollocks, they fail to see the bigger picture on some matters. For example; they campaign against elephants in the circus, statin...
Posted by Jobaz, like! on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 10:23:00 PST

Anyone up for robbery?

It has recently came to my attention that a government law came about, not so long ago that first-time burglars will no longer recieve a custodial sentence, but will be given community service in...
Posted by Jobaz, like! on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:45:00 PST

Taxi Drivers

Ok, did it ever occur to you thick, sweaty, lard-arsed cretins that at 11pm on a Tuesday night, you ring the doorbell of your fare, instead of sitting on your lazy arse and tooting a horn, thus annoyi...
Posted by Jobaz, like! on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:39:00 PST

Take that you cunt.

Yes, I blasted that fucking alien clean off its arse.Now, where the fuck is my Nintendo Wii? ... As I expected. Nothing.Cunts. Job hunting starts tommorow since I have the day off. No early starting a...
Posted by Jobaz, like! on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 10:41:00 PST

Thank you Sakio Bika

Sakio, You fucking inhumane little terrier; I greatly wish to thank you for winning me £80, and congratulate you on winning $750,000. Also, for my immense back...
Posted by Jobaz, like! on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 02:43:00 PST

Today at Whitley...

The 308 crashed into a car. I lol'd. The end.
Posted by Jobaz, like! on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:39:00 PST

Here man, mad cat!

Just been attacked by me cat, Smudge for saving her from strangling herself with my phone charger. Here ye nar what it is Smudge, next time I won't bother saving you. Ungrateful little bassa. That is ...
Posted by Jobaz, like! on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 11:54:00 PST