About Me
My name is Kat, and I love the whole world. I have two Moms, one is Mom and the other is MaLu. I live in an apartment in Brasilia, and my moms take me out all the time to go potty and play. I have a special whistle that I like to hear- and it makes me run to the window to see one of my favorite visitors!I really like to go to the lake. In fact when I see water, I usually get so excited I have to poop first. And then I poop 4 more times. My mom lets me play in the water all day, but I get tired because my dumb little brother, who doesn't even really like water, gets in too and he holds onto me, so it feels like I am going to drown. Mom and dad think it is funny. Not me. Then I have to go cry to my mom or whomever is with me and wait until I feel better (about 10 seconds) before I go back in a look for sticks and balls that sank to the bottom. I can spend HOURS doing that. I never understand why mom pulls me out just when I think I can get to the bottom. How rude!I love to sleep a lot, and eat too. That is why my dad calls me Big Momma. I like that name because it means I am special. If someone calls me Katarina, it usually means I am in trouble. I like to sit on the couch and look out the window and bark, which is fun for me, but probably not for the neighbors. And I get in trouble because Mom put me in charge of watching the house, and Kasey is always eating the furniuture, or getting into the cupboards. Usually I don't do anything, but the last time Mom came home she found my DIRTY WHITE footprints from the flour bag Kasey opened, ALL over the apartment and doors. Doido Kasey pulled off it off of the counter, and I got in trouble too. But, one time, I do admit, before the locks were fixed on the bathroom door, I pulled down the handle and let him into the bathroom to eat all the toilet paper. He didn't just eat it, he decorated the house with it! But I only did it so he would leave me alone- I need some space, you know. When I am busted, I just hide in my big blue cribby and then come out when the coast is clear.Everyone thinks I am really sweet. Maybe it's because I had a cool trainer, even though I am going to be two years old in a few weeks, I still don't always listen. I speak Portuguese and English and I really love to eat fruits and vegetables. Of course I love the car and also my daddys. I have two and they like to come visit me. I do not like big hugs, hot weather, or too many kisses. I prefer to sleep with my belly in the air between a wall and the bed and below a window. Sometimes I get on Mom or MaLu's beds, but then I get off, especially if MaLu tries to give me hugs. I get mad and make odd guttural noises and run away. Other than that, I love everything and everyone.My favorite thing to do is go visit Criamar Orphanage. Sometimes I poop there, but only in the herb bushes. Mom tells me to stop because they use them for cooking- but it is better than the floor right? And I can't help it because I have to run back and forth up and down the driveway and the kids chase me- and they give me food. They never catch me, but that's because I probably knock most of them over if I am not on command. They still love me there because everyone sleeps REALLY well after I visit. Mom says I can't go on McDonald's Day anymore because I went psycho. Whatever that means. But, I still get to go on other days, so I don't care.I hope you want to be my friend, I am really a special princess. And by the way, I am named after a special member of my Mom's family that passed away, so I am very proud of it!!
