There is no finer game than the game of chess. I like to while away my days in the park with some of the other little old men challenging them to a marathon game of chess. Young upstarts have tried to take me on but their feeble skills are no match to my refined tack-ticks. I have been playing since I was a boy, my father taught me and his father taught him. It is ingrained into my blood...and that's why I am the best, if I do say so myself.
