Every morning I like to make myself eggs, bacon, sausage, black pudding, tomatoes, beans, hash browns, fried bread, mushrooms, bubble and squeak, toast, a cup of tea and a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice. And then I cover it with lots and lots of tomato ketchup. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. With the left over greese I fix up my stylish hair.
