I got sick but now I’m better |
So after the move, the humans were too stupid to figure out that it, like, totally stressed me out to go somewhere new. I mean I'm glad they took me, but couldn't they warn me somehow ahead of time? A...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 08:27:00 GMT |
I barf grass |
It's unbelievable how delicious grass is, but I don't know how to stop eating it every time I go outside! And believe it or not, it's actually more comfortable to chuck up on carpet than it is on lino...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 18:28:00 GMT |
I hate my mom for not letting me outside |
My mom is such a jerk. She came home after being gone all day, and she went outside to have a cigarette and didn't even take me. I cried and cried inside to try and let her know how unhappy I was, but...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 17:50:00 GMT |
so like i got outside today |
it was when mikey was coming in the home from going out somewhere... i don't know where, but anyway i was chillin and i found this bush and i sniffed the hell out of it and then this lady came out ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jul 2005 18:53:00 GMT |
video games |
lookit what i found
how cool is that
i beat mikeys records when he's not looking
and then i save over his data just to piss him off.
hahahahaha
Posted by on Tue, 17 May 2005 23:43:00 GMT |
fucking mario! |
step off my ass, woman!
when i smack your ass, its so you'll LEAVE ME ALONE!
get a clue!
Posted by on Mon, 09 May 2005 19:41:00 GMT |
diggin in the toilet |
man i love diggin in the toilet .
it just like to scrape the walls over and over again
scratch scratch scratch... its like i got this tune in my head
hell, i even taught my sister, Suppie, ho...
Posted by on Sat, 07 May 2005 18:30:00 GMT |
