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I'm really serious all the time. They removed my sense of humor when I got sober in 1994. That way I wouldn't be tempted to have a good time. Now I just sit around and judge you. Don't be so sensitive.......LOSER.No really, I'm immature, irresponsible, self centered and fat. I spend way too much time on my hair and this computer. I have a family that I don't deserve, a better job than I deserve and I have alot of friends. Thank God there is no justice.This family I got is perfect. I got a badass chick (Big Mama, she's 4'11")that's 16 years younger than me and she's not fat like her old man. I got a 9 year old step-daughter who bangs out honor roll and student awards like rap music put'n out disrespectful hoodlooms. I got a 4 year old that pisses the neighbors off beat'n the shit out of his 3 peice, mostly stand-up like Slim Jim. He's a dum-dum like his Dad. I really got a good gig. I haven't had a cocktail or crack hit in a long time. I like to say "It has very little to do with me" think'n that I'm all humble, but the truth is has NOTHING TO DO WITH ME. I am a product of recovery and an incredibly merciful master of this universe. Its like He's used me and my friends to show the world that even retarded people got a chance. Myspace Layouts by Pimp-My-Profile.com<