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BUDLIGHT PRESENTS: REAL MEN OF GENIUS...Today we salute you, Mr. Myspace addict. You thought you could just log on once, but little did you know it would consume your life. Joining one pointless group was just not enough. Adding every person you never spoke to in high school, and people you've never met who live 3000 miles away just to be virtually popular. As if IM wasn't enough to feed into your stalker-ish behavior. Oooo look at you with your 14393 friends. So go ahead, crack open an ice cold BUD LIGHT, Compulsive Away Message Checker Turned Myspace Psycho. It's too bad that you're not too popular at the bar, but in virtual reality, you'd be the life of the cyber party
How you really say "I love you." by lenatheraven
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...believe in true love?
Your hands say With me, you'll never be lost.
Your eyes say You're amazing.
Your hugs say Nothing I desire compares with you.
Your kisses say I almost can't believe you love me.
Your body says Just curl up next to me.
Your heart says Ich liebe dich.
Weathered Posts and Sea Grass Waves rushing to kiss the shore I close my eyes and peace decends I'm at the beach once more.


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Vexxed by a Coworker

So kids, today's topic happens to be my pretty much widely disliked coworker who, for the purposes of privacy, we shall call Twat Face. Now Twat Face is a somewhat elderly woman with the most downrigh...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 06:02:00 GMT

US-PMS

So let's talk about the US postal service shall we? So I recently ordered a package for my boyfriend. A small token of my gratuity for him being so amazing. I bit the bullet and decided to order it on...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:01:00 GMT

Runner's mind.

You step off the porch. Cool air rushes up to you, cold against your skin. You try to stretch. Your muscles are stiff, unsure. Your mind, tight as your muscles. A million thoughts buzz . Forget about...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 18:00:00 GMT

Angry Reflection Poem

I wander on the empty streets,Pondering these small defeats,Questioning the reason,Behind this obvious treason.My friends have given up on me.The stories I told will never be,Up to their standards of ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 17:50:00 GMT

I would my dear.

Am I only good for that one night god-knows-what alcohol driven insanity? Am I only good because my boobs are abnormally large. Am I only good because I know how to tease you? Am I only good because I...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 14:04:00 GMT

Angry Help Desk Rant

Nothing I like better than fixing some girls fucking computer cuz she looked at too much porno and masturbation videos and listening to her bitch at her boyfriend on the phone. yeah... she's a winner....
Posted by on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 10:34:00 GMT

The Night Walker.

    I am the lonely night walker. I wander the cracked pavement alone. Sounds of laughter and drink come from the buildings. But I make my own sounds. My footsteps echo off the wall. Ea...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 20:41:00 GMT

Murphy's Love Laws

All the good ones are taken. If the person isnt' taken, there's a reason. The nicer someone is, the farther away he is from you. Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always ze...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 21:10:00 GMT

You Know Your From Rhode Island When...

You Know You're From Rhode Island If... If you had a "wickit" good time at the beach. You have pulled out of a sidestreet and used your car to block oncoming traffic so you could make a left-hand tu...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Jun 2005 17:32:00 GMT