First part third |
How this happened was, I got a job working on something so secret that the two years of my life in The Company's employ have been deleted from my memory. "The Company" is a name I chose, because...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 01:54:00 GMT |
Third part second |
It’s starting already!I keep hearing this thought over and over as i look myself in the eye in the mirror. It’s a habit i force myself to keep.It’s to reassure myself of something.I ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:05:00 GMT |
Last part of the story first |
It's still dark when i come to.Shit.I try to look at my watch, but my wrists are now bound in duct tape, as well as my ankles. My head throbs, and there is a definite lump where the lamp hit me.Where ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 22:50:00 GMT |
EP Review/Tour: A Brief Summary |
The lovely John Ruscher over at the C-ville has given "The Gentle Laxative Demonstration" EP a very flattering review! You can read that here. For those of you wondering how you can attain said...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 19:48:00 GMT |
State Positions |
First a note to Ray: Yes, i know you already sorta covered this in your blog, but i just wanted to get the full sparks crew experience on this one. ANYWAY So at work Gus and i got into a friendly de...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 13:10:00 GMT |
Chronicles of the offensive jerk: part one |
Alright, alright! God, what the hell dude? Stop! Can i just explain myself? ...i see. Well, just let - dude, where are you going? Just... hang on. Look, let me just start by saying ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 16:06:00 GMT |
Truman Sparks ripped me off. They are fucking dickheads. |
If you have purchased out hit debut album "Milk. Honey.", and have found that it will not work in your cd players, it's because we(red and blue guitars) neglected to point out to ourselves that ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 21:21:00 GMT |
if you go 60 in the rain then the van will hydroplane |
Existing, maddeningly, for reasons beyond my understanding is a gargantuan framework of actions that categorically cannot be placed within the boundaries of reason or logical percep...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 21:24:00 GMT |
tour update |
3.21.07 20:24 PM EST Brooklyn, NY We are currently at the Goodbye Blue Monday Bar, which is about to get the dogshit rocked out of it. We were audience members in the Maury Povich show today, which w...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 17:24:00 GMT |
Birth of Egglore, Death of Sloburger |
The following is a compilation of letters sent by the Baron Von Sloburger to his long deceased brother Otto during the "Egglore" Incident, an event that led to the Baron's demise. I...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 21:00:00 GMT |
