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Charley

You know it's love when he wipes snot out of your hair.

About Me

I love to be doing, thinking, talking, laughing, moving, listening, over-analyzing, working, sitting, eating, walking, reading or just driving my amazing boyfriend insane. You get the point.Some nights you may find me baking a batch of cookies while blaring Vince Guaraldi, others dancing on stage at the Bayou, and those like tonight... chilling on the couch with a box of Cheerios (shhh.. don't tell my trainer.) Neurotic you ask? Most likely.

My Interests

motorcyles, baking, tote bags, old cars, hotdogs, fresh air, Moody wine, fresh cut grass, the smell of the dryer, label makers, placid baker croissants, barbeques, bad 80's porn, Harry Potter, fields, the color pink, shoes, olives, coffee and kahlua, toenail polish, picnics, Troy farmers market, redneck bars, ballet, guinness-chocolate ice cream, tool boxes, Batman, whiskey sours, Sunday Funday, hammocks, power tools, leather chaps, working out with east coast energy, frozen yogurt, sunglasses, pink nalgene bottles, grassopalooza, cheerios, photo store employees in cowboy hats, CSA's

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with something to say.

Music:

guns n roses, tim mcgraw, led zepplin, audioslave, gretchen wilson, jet, charlie daniels band, the white stripes, marilyn manson, josh gracen, nin, the offspring, greenday, philip glass, disco funk, sugarland, kid rock, shinedown, jamiroquai, tchaikovsky, anna nalick, keith urban, dixie chicks, matisyahu, (hed) P.E., golden earring, buck cherry, johnny cash, the mars volta

Movies:

super troopers, dead poets society, pride and prejudice, anchorman, finding nemo, napolean dynamite, sound of music, biker boyz, jerry springer uncensored, COPS, big fish, muppets from space, the incredibles, 300, lord of the rings trilogy

Television:

COPS, 60 minutes, this old house, seinfeld, cbs sunday morning, jail, americas test kitchen, gray's anatomy, bones, monarch of the glen, family guy, clean house, paula's home cooking, street patrol

Books:

pride and prejudice, to kill a mockingbird, where the wild things are, the book of laughter and forgetting, a home at the end of the world, running with scissors, the kite runner, the lion the witch and the wardrobe, the picture of dorian gray, harry potter, love is a dog from hell, delta of venus, dry, the shell seekers, lemony snickets a series of unfortunate events, white oleander, sex for dummies, the giving tree, cats cradle, horton hears a who, the guide to getting it on, slaughter-house five, the divine comedy, the man who loved jane austen, david copperfield, the shipping news, emma, the adventures of sherlock holmes

Heroes:

aunt nan, people who live their life on their own terms, tow truck drivers

My Blog

Are there any normal women/men/humanoids left?

The answer, my friend, is a resounding NO. Maybe it's because of global warming, or 8 years of Republicans, but all the normal folks moved to Canada or some shithole like that. So shut the fuck up and...
Posted by Charley on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:28:00 PST

The Witches of Eastwick

Healing belonged to their natures, and if the world accused them of coming between men and wives, of tying the disruptive ligature, of knotting the aiguillette that places the kink of impotence or emo...
Posted by Charley on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:24:00 PST

Captains Log: I ate too much cake

Here it is, August 15, 2006. Mine and Jen's 2 year anniversary of living together. To bring in our tidings of joy we went to lunch, and ate too much cake. Moving on... hehe.. just kidding. Actually, I...
Posted by Charley on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 12:42:00 PST

Hark... do I hear a slurpee??

So, another crappy work day is upon us and I am once again spending my remaining hour counting down the minutes. Exciting... I know. I considered ranting about my dislike for my boss, but I have decid...
Posted by Charley on Wed, 10 May 2006 01:40:00 PST

Charlie, is that you??

Eight months later, thought I should post a new blog. Not much to talk about. Just attempting to waste away the next nine minutes until five.. at which point strangers may witness me skipping. The ov...
Posted by Charley on Mon, 01 May 2006 02:03:00 PST

Yay!! It's my birthday!! ..... Tomorrow....

September 7th, one day away from the big 23. I know, I know, please try not to mock me. I must admit I am super excited. This is the first time in a very long time that I have been excited by my ...
Posted by Charley on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 07:01:00 PST

UGH!!!

So... I am trying to figure out why the hell I am getting more and more hung over as the day actually progresses. I felt great this morning. No headache, not too tired, all that jazz. But as I sit her...
Posted by Charley on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 12:30:00 PST

Mmmm... purses...

I have been told that my infatuation with new shoes and new purses is ... well, somewhat abnormal. I, of course, find this incredibly hard to believe. I also find it difficult to understand how I am t...
Posted by Charley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Curse you aqua scum!!

I am looking very much forward to this week... I think. I may be on a high from my birth control pills, so my emotions seem to be failing me a bit. Therefore anything I say can not be held against me....
Posted by Charley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

To be a mountain goat...

It suddenly came to my knowledge that I have two dreams that I will NEVER be able to fulfill. One... to have a penis for a day. A fully functional penis, not just a strap on, boys. Two... to be a wiza...
Posted by Charley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST