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My name is Hermann. I am a syrian hamster.
My first humans were irresponsible and stupid, so I escaped. I hid out in the apartment after they moved away and left me behind, waiting to see who would move into my place. My new human takes better care of me, even though I can't run around free anymore, and I'm never allowed behind the hot water heater where my nice warm bed is. She did get me a really cool alfalfa house I really like to sleep in, and I can chew on it if I feel like it.
